Friday, March 31, 2006

Match This Then

Here's a challenge for all those 'committed anti-fascists' and 'anti-nazis' who love to bleat away at how racist us nasty rightwingers are, usually immediately after launching into theories about how Mossad planned and executed 9/11 and explaining how Israelis are the new Nazis.

Well, now here's someone who most would think is a bit unexpected, to tell al the Left- and, more importantly, the Right-Wing 'Joooooz control the world' crackpots to, well, shut the fuck up and get real, basically.

Who is it? Nick bloody Griffin, that's who. You could've knocked me down with a feather when I read this article, where 'Nazi Nick' lays into, well, the world's neo-Nazis really. And I mean the actual, bona fide 'Joooooz caused WW2, the Holocaust never happened, lets support Iran because they might nuke the Joooooz' nutballs, whose support he freely admits that if he once had, he will now lose.

Yes, it is true that once upon a time Nasty Nick was firmly in that camp himself, a fact he pretty much admits in his article whilst trying his best to convince the world that he now rejects ideas like Jewish control of the media or the 'Holohoax' as it is known. But then if we can elevate Mahmoud Abbas, who wrote an entire book and thesis on the subject of how the Jooooooz actually worked with the Nazis to cause the Holocaust that also never really happened anyway into a 'moderate' why the hell shouldnt Griffin be entitled to 'recant'?

The article appeals to the world on a twofold basis. On a pragmatic level (which is I am sure the only one which the Left will admit is present) he argues that because there is no threat of a Jewish destruction of our societies it is lunacy to be bothered about the Great Jewish Conspiracy, and offers this gem to those nutty enough to side with Islam simply because it is inherently anti-Semitic:

"When the overwhelming majority of the instinctively patriotic people of our nations feel threatened by an alien force which is self-evidently evil by Christian and democratic secular values alike, to place oneself in the position whereby our political opponents can portray you as an enemy sympathiser, a collaborator, a traitor, is political suicide."

Extremely true.

However - and this is why I had the feather moment - having made the pragmatic, politically tactical point, he then goes on to give one of the best demolitions of the whole idea of the Great & Vast Jewish Conspiracy I have ever seen from Left or Right or even an apolitical Jewish source! In years to come people may cite lines like these as textbook rejections of the whole stupid idea:

Why are a disproportionate number of Jews involved in various movements? “So they can control both sides of the argument,” is the fallback position of the doctrinaire anti-Semites, and the fact that they can shift so quickly from ignoring inconvenient facts to incorporating them in their Grand Scheme is an indicator that we are dealing here with cultist faith rather than a rational assessment of facts. Come on, George Soros doesn’t give $15 million to a cause with which he doesn’t agree, and all those leftwing Jews running the anti-war movement aren’t really pro-war and cunningly pretending to be anti-war just to stop the tactical geniuses of the anti-Semitic American ‘right’ from building a mass support base and sweeping to power. The sad truth is that most of them have shown themselves incapable of working out how to sweep a floor, let alone how to sweep to power.

And further:

Now the same people are happily sending around the press statement from Iran’s state-run news agency, Mehr, about the Tehran Holocaust revisionist conference. “Several anti-Zionist rabbis are in Tehran to take part in the conference,” said the statement. What have we here? Good Jews? Mad Jews? Or Satanically devious bad Jews who want to take over Holocaust revisionism and use it in their plot to take over the world?

See what I mean about this conspiracy drivel driving people mad? It is one thing to have a proper history of political conspiracy, such as a history of the Bolsheviks in the Russian Revolution, that accepts the standards of normal historical evidence. It is quite another to have a conspiracy theory that won't accept such evidence because it believes that the conspiracy is so powerful that it can fake any evidence it needs, and therefore forms an intellectual 'closed loop' from which there is no escape. Such a theory can 'prove' any possible claim and ignore any possible fact. Even if some of the facts on which it relies are true, the overall effect is therefore to take the theory out of the world of real history and to place it in the realms of pseudo-religious faith.

Well, quite. So what are we to make of this unexpected and bizarre recanting of previous conspiracy-theorism? Is it all a 'devious plot' to make the BNP seem like it has renounced all ties with 'Fascism' or 'Neo-Nazism' by denouncing Neo-Nazism's most sacred canard? This is no doubt what the Left will claim, whilst equally certainly the MSM will pretend it was never published in the first place. Well, if its all just Nasty Nick trying to pull a fast one on us all, let's see how the very people he is 'not really' attacking for their nutball beliefs have reacted.

Oh dear. If this really is all just a put up job, I don't think those bright boys and girls at Stormfront have had the memo, have they...

So here's a challenge for all those lovable 'anti-racists' like say cuddly Ken Livingstone who exclude attacks on Jews from their 'wars on racism'. Fucking well match Griffin. Go on, show us that you reject the doctrinaire anti-Semitism of both neo-Nazis and Muslims, just like he has.

Put up, or shut the fuck up about your 'anti-racist' credentials forever.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

They Arent 'Peace' Protesters To Me

Norman Kember. He's not a 'peace' protester. He is an anti-American 'stability' protester. He and his pals didnt protest in Tibet at Chinese forced sterilisation of the population - because he and his friends dont give a shit about Communist oppressors because they are Communists by any other name. They didnt go to East Timor to get in the way of the Islamic genocide of the Christian population, because they like Islamists over their own kind any day. They didnt go to Darfur to experience life as a Christian in a concentration camp where gang rape and casual murder by Muslims against Christians and Animists is a part of daily life. They sure as shit didnt go to Kurdistan (as it will one day be truly called if there's any justice) to get in Saddam's way when he exterminated 30,000 Kurds in an afternoon using some of those WMDs that Kember's organisation would like us to be believe he never had.

So mass murder is fine by old Norm. Genocide by gun is fine. Genocide by sterilisation is fine. But intervention to stop those things, well that raises the ire of Kember and his ilk. So explain how they are for peace, would somebody? They arent for peace. All they are 'for' is ignoring the lunatics who murder millions in the name of religion or racial purity, all in the name of 'stability'. They are the voice of nothing but nihilism and self-hatred of their own shining culture.

Which brings us to probably the new Millenium's most famous 'peace' Martyr, Rachel Corrie, pictured above in all her 'peaceful' glory. Burning an American flag covered over with nice Israeli stars. Who died under the wheels of an Israeli bulldozer whilst trying to stop it from destroying a smuggler's tunnel which was being used to bring in terrorist weapons for use in murdering the driver's countrymen.

Except that that wasnt what she was really doing of course. What she was doing for herself was of course nothing to do with heroics on behalf of the Palestinian people, because to people like Corrie people like the Palestinians (or the Iraqis to Kember) are really and truly nothing but savages to be manipulated and ministered to like the fuzzywuzzies of old.

That is what the Corries and Kembers of this world really are, you see. They are the new missionaries, narcissistically spreading their 'gospel' of anti-Americanism, hatred of the west and democracy in general, and of course lets not forget preaching that old adage, Zionist control of the wurrrrrrld baby!

You think I'm off base? Take a good look at the photo. Make Corrie a fire and brimstone missionary preacher of yore, surrounded by loincloth-clad African children instead of Palestinian ones, exhorting them to wipe out the neighbouring tribe who have refused to convert. You can always tell a true fanatic from someone like me who is, for example, simply really pissed off. A true fanatic has no concept of any reality outside their own 'closed loop' as it might be called, to borrow from a British politician on whose most recent pronouncements I will post later. A true fanatic has little interest in the opinions of others, or indeed interacting with those outside their closed loop at all.

That's why people like Corrie don't ever try to convince the public at large of their views. They are never to be found in honest debate with the opposition - not for them is the thorny task of presenting logical argument. That is why they gravitate to populations such as the Palestinians - the useful idiots, those whose societies encourage, reward and promote all the worst kinds of savage and crude demagoguery. Because, far from being a courageous, bold or moral move, it is the easy way out for the Rachel Corrie's of this world to go where they know they will be received with adulation to feed their fanatic narcissism, just as the photograph above illustrates.

Look long at that scene. There is nothing of 'peace' in Rachel Corrie's face, just as there was nothing of peace in her actions. There was only ever hatred - hatred of her birthplace, and by extension hatred of all those allied to it, the chief of which is of course in the ISM's eyes those evil Joooooooz. The International Solidarity Movement, the 'peace' organisation she worked for is literally a terrorist organisation who have in the past not only stored weapons and ammunition at their offices in Israel but have even been caught sheltering wanted terrorists, obstructed Israeli security forces from capturing them and in the most shameful incident of all, lionised and hosted terrorists from abroad before they went and murdered innocent Jews.

What kind of 'peace' organisation is it that throws parties for terrorists the night before they murder in a kind of bizarre Last Supper ritual? The answer of course is that it is not a 'peace' organisation at all. It is a hate organisation every bit as reprehensible as the Klan or the Nation of Islam. And Corrie was an exemplar of that hatred - obsessed, closeminded, and blind to everything but her own need to feel vindicated and praised by her 'closed loop' of likeminded friends and the useful idiots she claimed to be helping.

Dangerus Crustaceus

Yes, it seems that this humble little rant of a Blog has made it - yes, top of the Crunchy Crustaceans! I've no idea what it really all means and it'll probably be gone by tomorrow (we may even make it as high as Lowly Insect), but I'd just like to thank Amber, Amiee, Mom, Dad and also blame Bush and the Israelis for everything.

That's what you do when you accept an award, right?

Why Aren't We All Dead Yet Then?

My companion in anger Mr, erm, Kitchen presents a wonderfully acidic blast against the apocalyptic doommongers that we call 'scientists'. But these scientists are that particular breed of scientist - the Research Scientist who comes in his own box, with the pricetag of a nice big fat chunk of funding attached. Agenda not supplied, but easily accessorised according to taste...

Mr Kitchen is talking about CJD here of course, or Creutzfeldt Jakob's Disease to give it its full name. The disease which due to its still unproved 'link' with BSE (Mad Cow Disease) caused us to cripple our entire Beef and associated cow product industry, destroying the livelihoods of uncounted numbers of farmers. The disease which despite its 'link' to Mad Cow Disease still mysteriously managed to pass to a lifelong vegetarian - ah, the doomsayers said, that could be traced to slurry contaminating the water table and it was sheer coincidence that it affected 'the only veggie in the village' alone...

And the disease which, when the figures are actually added up, has actually affected only 161 people in the UK. Ever.

Thats right peeps. One Hundred And Sixty One. John Gummer was feeding his daughter burgers sixteen years ago this May to prove British Beef was perfectly and utterly safe, and was and has been since much lampooned for it. But whilst he was, yes, a Tory Wet of the Major variety and as such deserving of our contempt, he was in this particular instance completely and utterly right wasnt he?

161 cases in sixteen years. That's ten a year. So what the fucking hell did we cripple our Beef Industry for then? Oh wait. That's right, it was scientists like these who said the danger was appalling, and, well, appalling. These same charlatans with agendas, bought and sold every bit as much as Tony Blair at a Formula 1 Race. Hey, I wonder if the French Government paid the motherfuckers who say we should still Beware British Beef? Just like Dear Tessa's hubbie is once again connected to financial scandal, I bet there's a money trail leading somewhere, and sure as shit the bastard French Farmers and their advocates have the most to lose if we stop buying into this CJD bullshit and start buying into British Beef instead.

(And yes, I dont know how many people have picked up on the Mills/Ecclestone historical connection either - fancy that, Tessa 'I Know Nuuuuuthing' Jowell's 'former' husband was a Director of Formula 1 Benetton when Formula 1 got its 'mysterious' Tobacco Advertising Ban exemption...)

So now we could all be 'carrying' this deadly disease, thus necessitating a National Autopsy Quango to oversee autopsies on everybody (no pun intended) who dies of anything in Britain ever - naturally thus further necessitating even more enormous amounts of utterly wasted money to be thrown at the scientific parasites on whose word we still rely with bizarre naivete.

Ah yes, a medical demographic timebomb. We just fucking love those in the UK dont we? This nonsense is exactly the same as the 'straight people AIDS apocalypse' that has still totally failed to materialise, whereby the hilarious annual swing shift of six-figure case predictions followed a few months later by the grudging admission that the predictions from a few years ago of where we would be now have proven totally incorrect is played out. But hey, they remind us, just because AIDS is stubbornly clinging onto the gay and junkie community like, well, an AIDS scientist onto his Government grant, it doesnt mean that they wont be right in another few years. They're sure this time, and hey if they have to massage the figures by including HIV-infected immigrants from Africa who gives a shit? Its all in a good cause, after all...

The cause of course being that of keeping these scientific sellouts funded at all costs, and therefore ensuring that the agendas their paymasters wish to keep pushing are also kept in the public consciousness.

Right, I'm off for a StraightBurger. If anyone wants to come along, there's a nice Muslim kebab place up in - ah fuck it, lets not go there. That would be a little tasteless...

Insert Name Of Politician Here

(Stolen from Silent Running)

A Driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened?”

“Terrorists kidnapped Tony Blair and are asking for a $10 Million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection.”

The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving on average?”

“About a litre.”

Am I being paranoid, or do you smell a rat too?

On November the 26 2005, four men are kidnapped by armed `insurgents` in Iraq. Norman Kember, Harmeet Singh Sooden , James Loney and Tom Fox (deceased). I find it hard to believe that the `kidnappers` who have time and time again proved themselves to be completely without any level of decency or respect for life through the numerous beheadings and in this case murder of Mr. Fox the only American citizen in the group. So why is it I find myself asking that after murdering one of the members of this group they choose to let the others go. Make no mistake, this wasn’t another Iranian embassy siege the military state that not a single shot was fired during the rescue and also apparently promised that "No rescue attempt will be made unless we know that none of the hostages will come to harm", it has also been reported that earlier in the day of the rescue the hostages were bound (which was apparently rare) and then moved to the basement of the building while the kidnappers left. This does not sound like the actions of a group that wishes to keep hold of its victims. Why would they let these three men go having just brutally beaten and murdered the fourth member of the same group? The entire episode seems to me to be highly suspect and has led me to believe one of several possibilities;
a). The British and Canadian governments made a deal with the terrorists that they are both denying of course but the Americans did not hence the murder of Mr. Fox
b). The entire thing was set up from the start (although this seems unlikely to me)
c). They were trying to get the attention of the world and then realised that apart from a few people, the vast majority either don’t care or are far too busy to actually bother to do anything about it and so decided to pack up and go home
d). Much like the Argentineans in the Falklands, someone told them the paras were coming (with the SAS) so they ran away...

All in all I’m not sure what to make of all this, but something definitely smells rotten to me.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

New Labours, New Emblem

I am sure many of you will have heard this before, but it made me laugh and with all the recent posts I felt something was needed to lighten the tone a little so here goes:

The Labour party have today changed their emblem from the red rose to a condom as it more accurately reflects their political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being F**ked.

(The above is intended in jest and in no way reflects the actual policies of our labour government... or does it?????? :p)

Friday, March 24, 2006

No Dogs, Cartoonists or Rightwingers Please

May I begin with this short and to the point message to one Mr.Voltaire of the (it now seems) laughably named 'March For Free Expression' organisation, who intend to (ahem) march in London tomorrow:


Right, that feels a little better. The fact that in the short time (three weeks for chrissakes) since I posted this expression of support for said Mr Voltaire's idea of a free, unfettered march for Free Expression the whole thing has deteriorated in one of the most disgusting examples of Leftist insanity and farce in political history. Support has haemorraghed away like blood from a decapitated guest of Iraqi 'Freedom Fighters', even to the point where financial contributors are asking for their monye back.

Why? Because of one thing really. When it comes down to it, 'Voltaire' (whose real name is the far more prosaic Peter Risdon is just another dyed-in-the-wool Leftist wanker. Of the worst kind. Since his noble sentiments began this campaign with such gems as:

"The free exchange of ideas depends on freedom of expression and this includes the right to criticise and mock."

Or the wordy but apposite:

"We abhor the fact that people throughout the world live under mortal threat simply for expressing ideas and we call on our elected representatives to protect them from attack and not to give comfort to the forces of intolerance that besiege them."

Then after I amongst others suggested in Comments that the event be made clearly non-Party Political to avoid partisan issues coming up we had this - "Oh, but no nasty rightwingers allowed.". The DSD Leftometer bleeped but as I had thought the BNP might well take an interest I was half expecting a message of this type, though not delivered in quite such a crass way. The Leftometer then subsided when organisations such as the Freedom Association and Sean Gabb's Libertarian Alliance (an organisation that has had the honour, nay privilege of appearing on this Blog recently) added their support, despite commenters calling them both 'racist' organisations. Another good indicator was that Holland's so-called 'antifascists' were threatening violence against the Dutch March, which seemed to suggest that this was the right side to be on.

So off I went on my merry way, got a little distracted by a new job, then came back again to see how all the preparations were going. And that marvel of modern engineering, the DSD Leftometer? It fucking exploded.

Get this: The 'March For Free Expression' has banned any depiction of the Mohammed Cartoons from the March because - yes, it might offend Muslim participants. As Voltaire hmself quite openly says, it is of no concern to him if people who want to attack the followers of Islam are upset by this, but it is of great concern to him that Muslims might be upset by people carrying the Dreaded Zionist Cartoons of Dooooom. You know, the ones which he told us a couple of weeks ago people should be free to display without fear of violence.

I have to think seriously that this whole thing may actually have been a windup from start to ignominious finish. One thing is for sure, this Voltaire guy has most definitely obtained money under false pretences, and I would hope he will have the decency to return the monies of those who have disgustedly asked for them back.

I am minded of the shortlived No More Censorship Defence Fund, formed in the US mainly around the Dead Kennedys 'Frankenchrist' trial. Now I was a huge Dead Kennedys fan in my misspent youth, and I followed the whole thing quite closely, lapping it all up, feeling very right on about it all.

Then I read what the No More Censorship Defence Fund had to say about Ulster. And Israel. And how whilst they stood emphatically for 'No More Censorship' what they meant was, actually, 'No More Censorship Of The People We Like, But Anyone We Dont Is Fine'. It just went to show, Lefties couldnt even organise a pissup in a brewery without checking all the beer was organically grown in a Palestinian commune by Irish terrorists, sorry freedom fighters, and that absolutely NO 'rightwingers' were invited.

So what are we left with now? A bunch of whiny Liberals who are as usual all for Freedom of Speech as long as it is only of the Politically Approved, 'non-racist' kind, and, and lets be clear on this, as long as it doesnt appear to 'single out' groups who might be offended by it. Unless they are White or Rightwing of course, in which case its fine.

But there are only two dominating, Mass Movement groups in the world today that actively suppress Free Speech and Free Expression. Islam and the Left. These people will cheer and applaud every time a BNP march is banned, and then in their next sentence complain about how freedom of speech is being eroded due to political intimidation. It is utter, utter hypocrisy.

So for all my small cadre of readers, I urge you emphatically and sincerely to boycott this March of Dhimmitude - and I have one particular fellow Blogger whom I admire and respect greatly in mind when I say this. Please do not cooperate in this piece of stunning hypocrisy.

This March will be a farce. In fact, it already became one.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006


Very humourous and accurate post indeed from one Jeremy the Vigilant, whose name I havent come across before but seems like my kinda guy.

"Aside from ending slavery, fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything."

Read it all.

Invasion of the Grey Criminals

No, not the Monty Python 'Hells Grannies' sketch. This rather is the BBC's latest quite unbelievably blatant attempt to (ahem) whitewash the ethnic identity of a bunch of murdering racist thugs. Rotty has the scoop, and does a ferocious demolition job on Al-Beeb's attempts to brush over the simple fact that a bunch of black men and their Albanian immigrant friend brutally murdered a white English girl in a particularly appalling way. If this were a Black girl murdered by white men we can be sure this would be generating headlines and hyperbole of epic proportions in the MSM, but Googling Mary-Ann Leneghan's name in comparison with Anthony Walker's or Saint Stephen Lawrence produces the same depressing results as if tried with Kriss Donald, Charlene Downes or for that matter Isiah Young-Sam.

Even the prosecution, in a particular nasty attempt at denigration to try to lighten the posibility that anyone might actually consider this a racist crime, described Mary-Ann Leneghan in ways not exactly befitting those speaking of a murder victim. But then when British judges are prepared to say that the 'We have killed the white man! That'll teach him to interfere in Paki business!' doesnt constitute an indicator of a racial motive can we be surprised that British prosecutors simply refuse to seek 'racially-aggravated' convictions for anyone but Whites?

And hey, guess what? Four of the six were 'out on Probation' at the time of Mary-Ann's murder. Methinks Laban Tall may have a little something to say about that...oh look. Actually he has quite a lot.

As Pandar points out below, all uniformed organisations with any links to the British Armed Forces have now been instructed to cower pathetically away in their barracks in case they happen to piss off a Muslim or twelve. This is how our Government and our media value our military personnel, and our young English women. If a soldier is beaten up by Muslims, he shouldnt have been wearing his uniform. If a teenage girl is brutally murdered by drug-dealing scum who happen to be of the 'grey' persuasion, somehow she must have asked for it as well.

We are naked in the storm, and totally bereft of shelter from the institutions which should protect us. These are Britain's twilight years, and there seems to be nothing but darkness looming at the end of them.

UPDATE: Events move fast in the Blogging world, and within half an hour of posting this piece I find that Dumbjon has still more on this after being alerted to a lot of diligent research by Pajamas Media photographer extraordinaire Zombie. Yes, it seems one of the defendants carried a Koran in court and two more are linked to Islamism, and Mary-Ann's friend who was freed by the gang supposedly because she was pregnant happens to be named Shazia Ishaq(hmmm, lets play guess the religious affiliation shall we?).

It seems more and more likely that this was yet another Islamic hate crime, not merely a 'run-of-the-mill' (and it is beginning to feel that way now) black-on-white racist murder.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Let's Not Even Pretend Any More

Al-Beeb surpasses itself. Now it will it seems henceforth not simply confine itself to trying to avoid having controversial guests on its programmes - it has decided to actually self-correct broadcasts halfway through by simply taking such controversial guests off air if they say the wrong thing.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. The BBC should be shut down. The buildings levelled, the earth salted. No one involved in the pathetic excuse for 'journalism' that it has become should ever, and I mean EVER be allowed to work in broadcasting again. On Health and Safety grounds if for no other reason, on account of the institution and everyone in it give me a powerful urge to beat the living daylights out of them.


I would love to have provided a hardcopy of this, but unfortunately as the orders came through under `Restricted` military classification I was not allowed to make a copy. As a member of a uniformed youth organisation (I would tell you which one but I’m not allowed to post on this anyway so if i did knowing my luck I’d get kicked out) we get regular orders from our commanding body. This months was to say the least a huge surprise, we were ordered to avoid wearing uniform in public places as much as possible as there MAY BE A THREAT OF ATTACK FROM ASIAN YOUTHS. Go figure they’ve finally noticed, having said that it also says that the intelligence source is untested, but I’m sure DSD could tell us a thing or two about uniformed people being attacked by Asian youths...

(A warm welcome to all Relapsed Catholic readers from the DSD and Pandar :) )

Monday, March 20, 2006

The Joys Of Mass Immigration

Laban Tall brings us an everyday story or three of the joys of mass immigration. Including a man with a string of sex offences as long as your arm under his belt (if you'll excuse the pun) who was able to enter Britain whilst on the run from Polish police for an attack on a ten-year old.

Paedophilia, rape. No problem. Just so long as you're one of our EU brethren. Or Black African, then we can enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of saving you from grinding poverty whilst also helping ourselves to massage the HIV statistics upwards to pretend that the apocalyptic epidemic of straight, non-junkie indigenous Brits we've spent twenty years predicting is finally coming true. Even though it isnt.

Or Muslim, of course. Did we mention that - well, we dont normally ever mention the M or I words so I suppose we wouldnt have? Maybe you could just come here to fill our 'skilled workers problem' by being permanently unemployed, and help us with our Tuition Fees problem by 'killing the white man'. Or helping us eat our way through the problem before it reaches university for that matter. Though the Beeb will continue to describe everything as 'alleged' until the cows come home - which is likely to be easier when you are helping us to eat our indigenous teenage population.

In other immigration-related News, I said goodbye to my favourite Yank Saturday night as he went off to restart the fight to be allowed to stay in the same country as his kids. Aint life in Britain 2006 fuckin grand?

Saturday, March 18, 2006

'The Religion Of Peace' - In Its Own Words

Just go there, to the 'Forums', which outside of the anonymity of the Net and the fact that the posters are Muslims would be cause for hundreds of prosecutions. This site is British in origin, and has mostly 'British' Islamic posters. Just go there and look, all you idiots who still think this is a Religion of Peace. Just go and find those 'moderate Muslims' for me.

And in the meantime, I'll be getting ready for the war.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Compare And Contrast Part MCCCXXI

Its not exactly what you'd call a secret that radical Islam has infiltrated prison institutions in the UK and is controlling much of their inmates' daily lives. What some of our UK readers may not know is that in America they dont just ignore the problem - they actively encourage it. Little Green Footballs, bless their little hearts, have a link to the transcripts of a speech given by New York's top Islamic 'prison chaplain' who has, despite his unsubtle words, been allowed to keep his job with the blessings of the City of Noo Yawk.

Zionists control the media, according to our ROP friend, who just happens to have boast of having once been part of the Black Panthers, whose slogans include subtle and tasty quotes like 'Democracy is a Jewish Conspiracy' when they drop their guards and think they are amongst friends such as the so-called Anti-Nazi League. And even did, yes, in Hitler's time, which is why Hitler was branded a criminal, according to our not-racist-at-all 'chaplain'.

No one else is better than a Muslim, he explains. At length. America has incarcerated more people than the entire communist bloc ever did!!! That was one of my favourites...

It goes on, with the juicy quotes discernible amongst the religious psycho-babble. It should theoretically mean that the man is barely considered responsible enough to be given pencils instead of crayon in his nice padded cell, but instead he now has renewed and unlimited, privileged access to New York's prison population.

Could it happen here? Well never fear, no British jail would ever allow such radicalism to gain a foothold. After all, we know what the real radical danger in British prisons is, don't we?

Monday, March 13, 2006

Now This Is Funny

Noticed this on Little Green Footballs. Giggled.

Remembered this. Giggled even more. Talk about picking a poor example to make a point...

Cronulla Update: Yep, Still Nothing Whatsoever To Do With Islam At All. Honest. Really. Would We Lie To YOU?

I came across these guys recently whilst wondering what kind of a 'mystery' the Australian MSM were continuing to make of the Cronulla Beach battles. Well, it appears we have the answer. Muslims? What Muslims?

Unbelievable Dhimmitude. If you believed the Aussie MSM you would think that a few thousand 'neo-Nazis' (I doubt you could find that many in the entirety of Australia) decided to gather, get pissed and beat the hell out of any 'Asians' that appeared in the vicinity. Some Aussies have been so fooled by this bullshit that one fuckwit father actually turned in his son for his part in this so-called 'riot'.

Meanwhile, the total, utter lack of arrests, cooperation from or identification of a single Muslim is...well, totally expected really. What a fuckin crock of racist shit the West's pitiful excuses for policing have become - from Britain all the way to a Land Down Under.

If you really want someone to listen...

Then you don't do something like this.

I'm sure everyone knows about the escalating problems in Iran, with their swing back towards religious extremism and the development of nuclear capability, which whatever you may think about the rights or wrongs of the west’s supposedly "hypocritical" stand on nuclear weapons would be a complete disaster not only for the middle east but for the world as a whole. According to the BBC the United Nations Security Council is `preparing to start discussing how to encourage Irans regime to suspend its nuclear programme`. Here I was thinking this was a really important issue that needed resolving quickly, it would seem however that its just dragging on and on and by the time the UN have decided to give the Iranians a slap on the wrist they turn round and say "I wouldn’t do that if I were you, we have a 12 kiloton warhead aimed at Tel Aviv." At the same time our esteemed foreign secretary Mr. Jack Straw said this:
`Military action against Iran was inconceivable. ` And
"Although no American president is ever going to theoretically rule out any option, in practice military action is not on the Americans' agenda."

Don’t get me wrong here, I am not saying we should attack Iran, but I believe that at the end of the day, if we are truly serious about preventing them from developing nuclear warheads then we may well have to. Apart from anything else, if you remove the threat of military action what is left? Economic sanctions never worked against Iraq, all they achieved was further isolation and propaganda material for the Iraqis, why would they work against Iran?

Then again on a lighter note from the same speech:

"Iran solemnly said it was not going to do anything that would lead to the development of a nuclear weapons system..."
Gee whiz Tony Blaire solemnly said he wasn’t going to introduce tuition fees (grrr) so they can hardly be condemned for that now can they?

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Heroines of the West

Atlas Shrugs is a Blog which I often visit, but am sometimes put off by the sheer volume that one of the Net's hardest working 'Grrrrrrl Bloggers' accumulates and disseminates. She is great for information overload if you're in the right mood however, and she has an uncompromising style that I truly appreciate. Plus she also closely follows the activities of the wonderful Oriana Fallaci.

Fallaci is a true heroine. She is currently dying of cancer and is under indictment in her native Italy where she fought Mussolini's fascists in her youth for 'defaming religion' (in this case Islam naturally). Nonetheless she is tirelessly continuing her speeches and writings against the threat of Islam whilst, as Atlas relates, Leftist store clerks call this tireless champion of freedom a fascist.

One day when this war has been won, History will look back on people like Fallaci and yes, even humble Bloggers like Pamela aka Atlas. And it will show that their tireless efforts to show the world the threat that it is under made them true heroines of the West.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Couldnt Happen To A Nicer etc

Milosevic is dead. Modern history's most notorious racist, genocidal European demagogue has been found dead in his cell as the trial which exposed the War Crimes Unit as a joke amongst 'International' jokes passed into its fifth grinding, pointless year.

The Milosevic legacy lives on however. At least now its father-figure is no more, he can no longer spread his own personal poison through Eastern Europe. Let us just hope that the Serbian people show their contempt for this most evil of men when they come to vote once again on the direction their country must take in the future.


Political Nightmare has the following little jokette:

Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?"

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to Osama,he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."

Friday, March 10, 2006

And If You Thought British Immigration Policy Was Fucked Up...

Silent Running brings us another story of everyday highly skilled white folks being thrown out of a democratic country on utterly specious grounds whilst drug dealers, illegal immigrants and terrorist suspects who happen to be, you know, on the darker side of pale get to stay. Maybe this will be of some small consolation to the Yank that it isnt just him who is suffering through racist anti-white western Immigration policies, but somehow I doubt it...

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Not Exactly The Boy Scouts

(hat tip: LGF)

This may explain much about Bin Laden's childhood.

"Now children, who can remember the Hamas Scouts Oath?"

"Please Imam, is it there is only one True God, and he says all Jews and Americans are the sons of apes and pigs?"

"No, Osama it isnt. Anyone else? not you Osama, lets give someone else a turn. Anyone? No? Nobody? (*sigh*) OK then Osama."

"Is it Dib dib dib, kill Jews because they are the sons of apes and pigs and their blood tastes really good, dob dob dob?"

"No, Osama, it isnt."

"Dib dib dib, we glory in our glorious destruction of the Twin Towers for the glory of Allah even though it was actually a Zionist conspiracy and therefore the Jooooooooooooooooooz did it, dob dob dob?"

"No, Osama, but you've just achieved your 'Joooooo' Ululation of Pure Hatred Badge, well done! Everyone give Osama a round of applause."

"Please Imam, is it dib dib dib, paedophilia is perfctly acceptable because Mohammed married Aisha, dob dob dob?"

"No Osama, and remember not to mention f - f- females lest the passions of all the other boys here become inflamed and our meeting is spoiled by an involuntary self-detonation."

"Please Imam, is it Heil Mohammed and Allah, we are the Master Race?"

"Well done Osama! You've achieved your Successful Understanding Of The True Motivation Of Islamofascism' Badge! Everybody give Osama another round of applause. Oh, and somebody throw another Israeli flag on the campfire, its getting a bit low."


This mainly unfunny but nonetheless interesting Post was brought to you by Arla Foods - Bending Over For Islamofascism Since Our Profits Were In Any Way Threatened.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Silence Descends Over Pulacharke

Rottypup posts the latest update to this. It seems that the Afghan Army suddenly found where its balls were - but not in respect of removing the Taliban scum who had taken over Pulacharke Prison, who it seems were only persuaded to abandon their insurrection/gangbang of the unwilling female prisoners by a promise of total amnesty. No, suddenly the strenuous objections of the Red Cross and State Department to military intervention were lifted - but only when it came to trying to arrest Jack Idema and his colleagues, who had already recaptured hostages taken by the Taliban prisoners.

The Afghan troops were forced into a standoff by Idema's Northern Alliance comrades and apparently withdrew. Since this update however communications have ceased...Rotty has the facts.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

I Am Really Just A Big Fluffy Puddy You Know

I see that I have been labelled 'the only man crosser than the Devil's Kitchen' by good old Laban Tall. I just wish to point out that I'm really not that angry. Honest. Really. Barely even pissed off, even with favourite targets like Hollywood Z-List scum. Or old acquaintances gone, well, crap. Crapper. Whatever.

Yes, Mr Devil himself did feel this post was worthy of mention. I wasnt exactly in a good mood when I wrote this or this either now I come to think of it. Though this just sent the old irony meter firmly into the red zone.

In fact, maybe Laban's right about this. I am pretty fuckin angry most of the time. I want to be a big fluffy puddy, but unfortunately I have eyes, ears and an Internet connection. This pretty much renders me immune to fluffypudditude until I get my country back or I go out in a blaze of glory, the first Blogger ever to suffer an Anger O.D..

So come all ye Laban readers, and, erm, read. Did I mention I was really bad at ending posts as well as being very very angry?

The Boot Stamps

(via Laban Tall)

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. - George Orwell

And so another blogger with 'official standing' leaves us forever with those words. The Met, it seems, has finally caught onto Blogging. And naturally it really, really doesnt like it.

Having just started a new job, I can pretty much guarantee that if my 'secret identity' as DSD was ever 'discovered' I would very likely lose it. Even though without any prompting on my part, a favourite (or not, depending on your perspective) subject came up today - and guess what? I'm not the only one thinking what I'm thinking or saying what I'm saying...

Monday, March 06, 2006

'Skilled Workers' My Arse

He gets to waltz back into our country without so much as a cursory 'are you a raving Jihadist who thinks all non-Muslims should be killed?' check.

He gets kicked out of the country, and forcibly separated from his two children because his dear wife decided to have an affair.

13 years of Social Work experience. But hang on, isnt he exactly the kind of 'skilled worker' we are told Britain desperately, desperately needs? The kind of 'skilled worker' who justifies our open door immigration policy? Funny how he's the one who has just been told that the only way he now has to remain in the country is to break the law. By someone who really ought to know better considering the two letters he has after his name.

So the next time some pompous twat tells you how mass immigration is all about 'the skilled workers we desperately need', just direct them here so they can be educated in the reality of our situation. Because this disgusting comparison proves that immigration is NOTHING to do with Britain's 'needs', but is rather all about wilfully furthering Britain's destruction.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Sorry, WHO are the Oil-Lovers Again?

"The prime minister [of Denmark] has said that there is no ‘but’ when it comes to freedom of expression. Contrary to him, I think there is a ‘but’."

So says Niels Due Jensen, head of Danish manafacturer Grundfos which has large markets in a certain part of the world we all know and loathe. Well he would say that wouldnt he? He continues:

"When we travel abroad we almost have to hide that we are Danes, whereas previously, we were proud to say that we are from Denmark".

Funny, everywhere you go in the Western world Denmark and the Danes are getting a resounding thumbs up, not receiving any kind of treatment that might make them want to hide their nationality. Again, there is only one area of the world where this isnt the case. Which shows precisely where Mr Jensen's recent travels must have taken him when he hasnt been busy trying to restrict freedom of speech in the name of profit.

Its ironic isnt it? It is Bush and the American Right who are usually screamed at for their supposed allegiance to 'Oil Money', yet recently we have seen any number of European industry chiefs, politicians and American 'Democrats' who have been sucking as vigorously as possible at the financial teat of the great Oil nations of the Middle East. Its very odd that the only people who seem quite content NOT to grub for oil money in the current climate are actually the American Right who are supposed to take it in with their mother's milk according to the Leftist handbook.

Can it be that in actual fact the only people NOT concerned with this Oil-Nation asskissing is in fact the people who are always accused of it?

Dont Watch The Oscars

What a joke the Oscar ceremonies have become. With each passing year they become more of a monument to political correctness and Leftist moral bankruptcy, with every passing year the speeches become further and further detached from reality. Witness the Box Office failure of what will surely be this year's award-scooper, Brokeback Mountain. Witness Syriana, a piece of anti-American nonsense which will also no doubt be right up there in the top spots.

And then there's the appalling Paradise Now, the most blatant attempt yet to 'mainstream' the idea of terrorism as totally justifiable as long as the cause is just and the heart is pure, up for Best Foreign Film. Palestinian Media Watch has some rather less romantic and more, you know, real self portraits of actual suicide bombers and their motivations here. And as Atlas who supplied the helpful link puts it:

' This above link is only for people who are interested in seeing the real version of "Paradise Now," not the Hollywood crap about the sensitive, sexy, tortured Palestinian lover-boys who debate blowing themselves up. The real bombers talk about "drinking Jewish blood." '

Well, yes they do don't they? Their victims arent 'Zionist oppressors', they are 'sons of monkeys and pigs'. Racism is the motivation here, pure and simple racism. Not politics, Zionism, 'legitimate criticism of Israel through self-detonation' or any such bullshit. Racism.

And Hollywood, as usual, is not only complicit in this racism but is up to its morally bankrupt neck in it.

The Manifesto Against Islamism

I am going to join many of my companion Bloggers and post the anti-Dhimmi Manifesto which was aired ironically enough in Jyllands Posten of Zionist Cartoon Conspiracy of Doooooooom fame. I am upset that there are some Christian Rightwing Bloggers who are moaning about its 'secular' nature - well sorry chaps but whilst I wouldnt dream of comparing the threat of Islam to the non-threat of Christianity you are being a tad silly in opposing this idea in any way.

The manifesto is reproduced here for your perusal, and is headed also by the awesome, wonderful Ayaan Hirsi Ali, which means its going to be worth reading no matter what:

After having overcome fascism, Nazism, and Stalinism, the world now faces a new totalitarian global threat: Islamism.

We, writers, journalists, intellectuals, call for resistance to religious totalitarianism and for the promotion of freedom, equal opportunity and secular values for all.

The recent events, which occurred after the publication of drawings of Muhammed in European newspapers, have revealed the necessity of the struggle for these universal values. This struggle will not be won by arms, but in the ideological field. It is not a clash of civilisations nor an antagonism of West and East that we are witnessing, but a global struggle that confronts democrats and theocrats.

Like all totalitarianisms, Islamism is nurtured by fears and frustrations. The hate preachers bet on these feelings in order to form battalions destined to impose a liberticidal and unegalitarian world. But we clearly and firmly state: nothing, not even despair, justifies the choice of obscurantism, totalitarianism and hatred. Islamism is a reactionary ideology which kills equality, freedom and secularism wherever it is present. Its success can only lead to a world of domination: man's domination of woman, the Islamists' domination of all the others. To counter this, we must assure universal rights to oppressed or discriminated people.

We reject « cultural relativism », which consists in accepting that men and women of Muslim culture should be deprived of the right to equality, freedom and secular values in the name of respect for cultures and traditions. We refuse to renounce our critical spirit out of fear of being accused of "Islamophobia", an unfortunate concept which confuses criticism of Islam as a religion with stigmatisation of its believers.

We plead for the universality of freedom of expression, so that a critical spirit may be exercised on all continents, against all abuses and all dogmas. We appeal to democrats and free spirits of all countries that our century should be one of Enlightenment, not of obscurantism.

12 signatures

Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Chahla Chafiq
Caroline Fourest
Bernard-Henri Lévy
Irshad Manji
Mehdi Mozaffari
Maryam Namazie
Taslima Nasreen
Salman Rushdie
Antoine Sfeir
Philippe Val
Ibn Warraq

...And Very Much In The Same Vein As The Last Post

This is also not a windup. Its totally, 100% for real.

This is a windup though. And I know which version I'd buy...

Friday, March 03, 2006

Lost For Words

I've tried. I really have. The Great Zionist Tom & Jerry Conspiracy, that I could work with. But there is simply nothing I can say to make this funnier than it already is. Nothing at all.


Thursday, March 02, 2006

My Bouncing Ickle Boycott

I am lactose (dairy) intolerant. Some people have this problem to one degree or another, I am fortunate in that firstly I loathe cheese and secondly that my variant is a mild one compared to many.

What it does mean on a practical level is that you can annoy me immensely by waving chocolate (most 'plain' varieties of which do actually contain milk would you believe) at me, but also that I obviously cannot start the day with a bowl of cereal as most do without a 'substitute'.

I found one some time ago. Its called Lactolite, and as I pointed out when The Adventuress tagged me a while back to support the Danes it is made by none other than Arla Foods, the Danish Dairy company who have borne the brunt of the Arab economic boycott simply because they are the Danish firm with the most visible presence in the region. So I was happy to proclaim that I was already doing my bit to support a Danish firm in this difficult circumstance.

But then I discovered a problem. In the midst of floods of pro-Danish comments attached to Blogposts calling for Danish support, dissenting voices began cropping up. Support Denmark, those voices said, but not the companies being boycotted by their Arab customers. Because you see companies that want to do business with places like Saudi Arabia or the UAE have something in common. They have to, well, not to put too fine a point on it, boycott Israel, but not in the regular way. How it works is this:

A company wishing to do Arab business has to promise not to use Israeli labour or produce any goods whatsoever on Israeli soil, or use any technology exported by Israel. It has to promise not to use Israeli port or air facilities for transport - in short, to have nothing to do with Israel beyond selling its actual products to the Israelis. Companies have to sign a 'Certificate of Origin' to prove all this before they can do business with these arab countries.

Arla it appears are not afraid to add to this 'Certificate of Origin' nonsense even in the pettiest of ways to please their Arab market. They compound this kind of behaviour by grovelling at every opportunity, with a fixed smile and silent voice as their country of origin is subjected to the vitriol of these 'customers' of theirs. But hey, its just business, right?

Well, now I have to decided that Arla shall lose MY business because of their behaviour. So I have switched to another less tasty but perfectly adequate milk substitute called Alpro instead, and am composing a suitably snotty email to Arla.

Its my ickle personal boycott. My own. My precious Boycott. And anyone who has been buying up Arla products, please consider something similar, because when you do so you are supporting a Dhimmi company of the nastiest and most venal kind, not the Danes.

Do you know what? I fancy a bowl of cereal now before Downfall is on. Yummy ethical treats!

Not At The Dinner Table Honey

We all know how Leftists tend to view such bourgeois concepts as morals and values as somewhat expedient and convenient dependent on the audience they are addressing. But it seems that everyone's favourite PC politician couple are taking this to new heights. Hillary, bless her, has come out strongly against the Dubai Ports Deal as it is known, though not for ethical reasons naturally. In fact the Democrats appear more to be casting about and trying to find a single issue that they can be shown to be 'strong' on Homeland Security about than actually having any concrete objections.

Bill though has taken a rather different, ahem, approach it seems. He has taken rather a large sum of money from the UAE company to actually help broker the deal that his darling wife is so vehemently against. Can you imagine the dinner table conversations on this one?

Remember Clinton's appalling remarks comparing the Evil Zionist Conspiracy Mohammed Cartoons of Dooooooooom (the Bloggers gift that just keeps on giving)? Should we be surprised that not only was he recently in Qatar sucking up oil money by the ton to fund Hillary's future Presidential campaign but also sorting this out for their neighbours as well?

No, we shouldnt. The man who lied, cheated and generally slimed his way through the Presidency is just doing what politicians do - but at least this time it may seriously backfire on him when the American public asks themselves how his future President Wifey, so against this deal, can conscience having her husband so intimately bound up with it?

Watch this space. This is gonna be goooood :)
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