This Woman Is Deranged In The Best Possible Way
J: "What the hell are you doing now?"
Me: "He's humping your head. Rwwwrr. Mmmm. Who's your daddy? Ahhhh. Ohh baby. Rrrwwwrr."
J: "And that's not normal bear behavior."
Me: "His name is Chester the Molester."
J: "Oh. Well, that explains it. And you can stop humping my head with that puppet anytime now."
Me: "He's not done yet. Rwwwrrr. RWWWWRRR! OHH! AHHHHHHH!! There. Now he wants to cuddle."
J: "Somehow I think I'll be reading this on your blog soon."
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