Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Insert Name Of Politician Here

(Stolen from Silent Running)

A Driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened?”

“Terrorists kidnapped Tony Blair and are asking for a $10 Million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection.”

The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving on average?”

“About a litre.”

1 Comments:

Blogger Murray said...

It works so much better with Helen Clark though given her fondness for taxing us on top of the already high price of petrol.

We're now paying 49% tax on our petrol. Of course the roads are still crap anyway.

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