Britain 2006 - He Who Mugs The Piper Calls The Tune

The response to explaining to the teacher (who the day before had a ten-year old throw his schoolbag at her and hurl abuse after her in front of his classmates and just walked away) that the same ten-year old has been making threats against my daughter and also explaining to er how his father (who is actually a drug-dealing scumbag of a step-father) is going to come and beat me up.

"Well I'm afraid the Government is dragging its feet on giving us the funds so we can give him the support he needs."

The support he needs. That's Britain 2006.

In conversation with a 'small businesswoman' of my acquaintance this morning:

"Well you know I'm from Milton Keynes. When my kids were at school we had a huge problem with gypsies. Every so often there'd be a huge influx, they were violent, wrecked wherever they parked their caravans, and then there kids would come into the school, they were so badly-behaved, violent as well. And the school would find the funds and draft in extra staff to teach those kids for a few months and our kids' education would suffer accordingly."

Now thats about three-four years ago. Anyone think Milton Keynes isnt still laying out the welcome mat for those colourful gypsy folk with their colourful habit of turning pleasant green land into rubbish-choked wasteland? They come to Kings Park in Boscombe every year now, because Dorset County Council laid out the welcome mat a few years back and explained how it wanted to spend our money on 'reaching out' to these kings of the road. So now every year the community wearily awaits the few weeks when most of the park becomes a no-go area, when the grass which has just recovered from the previous year's depredations will be blackened and churned into mud again, when bouncers outside Bournemouth's clubs try to make sure they are on duty in another county in case the charming gypsy chappies start another round of drive-by shootings directed at the staff of whichever club they were turned away from the night before.

All at our expense. That's Britain 2006. Whoever makes the most noise and the most mess gets the resources.

When will the rest of us learn to start breaking things and shouting? It's the only form of communication that this or any future Government seems to understand.

I Wonder If Her Insurance Was Covered For 'Minor Altercation'

See, this is how they do it. This is precisely how they do it, in fact.

Do what?

Turn us into the guilty ones. Turn a mob of 20 Muslims armed with pitchforks, beating a defenceless woman and her family and smashing their car into a 'minor altercation' which has sparked a totally 'disproportionate' (sic) response by the evil hooded white thugs and 'gang members' from the local area. Turn an ongoing dispute involving Muslims telling those uppity whiteys how they are no longer 'allowed' to cross their territory into those uppity whiteys being Islamophobic and committing firebomb attacks.

There are accusations that members of staff from Medina Dairy have been intimidating people as they cut through Shirley Avenue from the recreation ground next to St Edward's Royal Free Ecumenical Middle School.
Lorna Habgood, a mother of two, from Dedworth said: "The security guards from the dairy are aggressive and abusive to mums collecting their kids from school. They won't let anyone down Shirley avenue because they say it's their land."

Slough's local MP, who has presided happily over the complete destruction of her constituency's infrastructure via a mass immigration that makes Barking's look like a picnic, has naturally weighed in to support her intimidated consituents.

Yeah. Right. And back in the real world...

Slough MP, Fiona Mactaggart said: "At any time Islamophobic attacks are unacceptable. In this holy month of Ramadan it is particularly distressing for the Muslim community to be victims of hatred."

Because in Britain 2006 of course, us nasty old racist indigenous white people are never victims of hatred. Only those poor victimised baseball bat wielding Muslims.

She adds:

"I am determined that all other commmunities in this area should stand by them."

Whether they like it or not.

The plot thickens though. After a petrol bomb was thrown from a motorbike at the Dairy...

At 10.30pm an Asian man who had been praying in the dairy's Technor House, said: "A scooter drove past earlier in the night and threw a petrol bomb at the dairy. It exploded on the wall.
"After that a car drove past three times and the last time he wound down the window and said he would be back with a gun."

Or was it? Was it really?

On Wednesday night, at least 30 police officers manned streets surrounding the premises of the dairy in Shirley Avenue, Dedworth, as the feud escalated surrounding the dairy and its prayer room.

Got that? Now, lets try Al-Beeb.

Mounted police have been patrolling outside the dairy, which is part of a complex that also houses an Islamic centre on Vale Road.
Three arrests have been made and more than 20 people were searched by police. There have been no reports of injuries.

So. 30 police officers. Mounted police. Stop and searches. Yet still a biker with a petrol bomb can make it through this cordon sanitaire, and people can make triple drive-bys and roll down the window long enough to deliver a nice detailed death-threat. Am I the only one that thinks this is, well, lies?

Police allege further that a petrol bomb was found 'nearby'. I'm sure if it exists it must have had 'property of whitey' daubed on it, right? Because Allah knows that petrol bombs arent the favourite weapon of choice for any religion we know and love, dont they?

There are those on a few Blogs who have begun talking about this as some kind of great 'fight back' or some such nonsense, and one or two who have swallowed the firebomb story and tried to justify it.

Silly boys and girls.

No one is 'fighting back' here - the police have 'swooped' on the nasty old whiteys and made a few token arrests to make it clear that for once hoodies with blades will not be tolerated. So they gather and glower, whilst the Police make sure they do nothing Islamophobic and the Muslims in the dairy (which the Police have deliberately omitted to search despite a smashed car and a family being beaten - notice that kiddies?) laugh their arses off whilst polishing their weapons for the next time they are not directly under the eye of the PC PCs. When rest assured, they will take revenge in spades.

The moral of this story?

Don't be stupid. This is Britain 2006. There are, as always, no morals in this story.

How Do You Know When A Tory Eurosceptic Is Lying?

His mouth is open.

I have finally had enough of the Tories. Just enough. At least Labour and the Libarab Democrats are honest about their prejudices and their hatred for our country, its culture and institutions. They are honest about their support of bloated statism, bureaucracy and drip-drip tyranny in the shape of the EU. And in Labour's case a succession of supposed anti-terrorism and anti-hate speech laws under which guise the white Britain on the street can be scooped up and safely squared away for looking funny at anyone on the darker side of pale (unless they're Jewish, that's an exemption because, you know, those nasty old Joooz have just brought it on themselves by being so horrible to terrorists and their supporters) but under which Muslims can publicly call for mass murder on national television and have 'no case to answer'.

But the Tories? Well the Tories of Blu-Labour dont think we have gone far enough in our appeasement. For example, here is the insane case of the Muslim Armed Police Officer who was excused from guarding Jews on the grounds that, well, he doesnt like Jews very much so how could he honestly be expected to protect them from being blown up? Now the reaction of most people except the real moonbats has been to condemn this without qualification, as you would expect - especially when you consider that BNP members are not allowed in the Met as they apparently cannot be trusted to act without favouritism!

But just when you think that for a change here is a case all the parties can more or less agree is pretty cut and dried...here come the Tories to place themselves even further to the moonbat Left than the Labour Party.

Richard Barnes, a Tory member of the Metropolitan Police Authority, accused senior officers of lacking tact. He said: ‘I think it was crass management in the first place. They should have recognised there could have been a problem and not suggested this officer be posted at this embassy.’
‘The Met keep banging on about diversity, but this case shows they have learned very little at all.’

Listen to me Barnes, you motherfucker. If there is any good in this bullshit idea of 'Diversity', its the idea that while we are all different, we should all be treated the same way, by people on the street, and most especially by public institutions and those who serve in them. What 'Diversity' is NOT, and never should be except in your Cameron-coloured world, is an excuse for those public servants to pick and choose who they wish to serve, and in this case protect.

The Tory Party has purely and simply endorsed racism here. The idea that any public servant is free to make moral judgments and then decide to exclude their service from those they deem unfit, immoral or evil for that service is a truly disgusting and pernicious one.

'I got mugged last week, and my mum last year. So I'm not serving you in this Post Office cos you're black and so were the muggers.'

'So what if someone ripped off your veil and spat in your eye? I may be a copper but I dont like Muslims, I was on a tube train on 7/7.'

'No, I'm not letting you through the ticket barrier - you're obviously a Sikh judging by that turban, and Sikhs killed the Prime Minister back in India, the bastards. As a good Hindu I reserve the right not to let you on the train.'

'No way son, I know this is a youth club for everyone but well, you have to understand that as a Jew I feel you bear some responsibility for what is happening to the Palestinians. So you're not getting in.'

Are we getting the picture now Barnes, you piece of shit? I hope you have a heart attack and then the attending ambulancemen see your little blue rosette and decide to leave you gasping by the wayside on the grounds that they vote Labour and can't stand Tories, or hey maybe they could even be Muslims who just gosh darn it HATE WHITE BRITISH MEN.

Goddamn it I hate the Conservative Party v.2006 so very, very much.

Prison Works

Now this is the kind of initiative I can get behind. Prison Works is a brand new cooperative site intending to draw together all the masses of statistics on crime from around the UK, US and Europe and to prove that, indeed, 'Prison Works'. Loads of excellent articles with the raw data as opposed to massaged nonsense put out by the likes of the Howard League For Never Jailing Anyone Ever.

'Our position is that prisons work - if we make them.'

Couldnt agree more.

(hat tip to David Vance at Tangled Web)

Do You Know, I Don't Think Even The Devil Likes That Nice Mr Blair Very Much

Really.

I always thought Blair was the Devil myself - he has all the essential ingredients but the horns, and we only know that they aren't on his head...but the Devil in question here also notes that the dictator-in-chief hasnt actually said he is going to go as PM - just Party Leader - can it be that the arch-manipulator of the English language has managed to pull the wool over his own Party's eyes just as he has done to the country so many times? Read the words he used, supplied by Guido at the above link:

"The next party conference in a couple of weeks will be my last party conference as party leader, the next TUC conference next week will be my last TUC - probably to the relief of both of us."

There is, indeed, absolutely no commitment there to step down as PM. None at all. And before you say anything along the lines of 'how could he expect to perpetrate such a monstrous fraud' etc etc just remember who the hell it is your talking about! The man's premiership has been one endless succession of 'we would do it but we just CANT' moments which by now virtually nobody is believing except the same kind of people who think Mossad demolished the Twin Towers. This country is fucked, people, and this evil bastard was the one at the top overseeing it all.

Step down? He will have to be carried out of the door kicking, screaming, holding desperately onto the lintel while a burqa-clad Cherie flails ineffectually away at the Police dragging him out with her handbag full of the latest wad of cash wrung from suing under the Human Rights legislation her dear hubby pushed through Parliament.

Heh, actually do you know what, that's quite an entertaining image...anybody got any better scenarios for the final moment of departure? Answers in the comments please...

Quoty Quoty Quoty

Ladies and gents, I give you some more choice little moments from around the Blogosphere to be going on with...the first from Rottypup's new poster child, the charmingly namd Ranting Guttersnipe on the subject of Blair's supposedly imminent departure from office.

Mr Guttersnipe has fisked the Mirror's fawning article on this very subject in admirably blunt fashion:

Says The Mirror:

Mr Blair's final weeks in office will be particularly carefully choreographed to ensure cheers rather than jeers. Under the heading "Last month" the memo suggests: "Needs a daily grid, planned to the last detail. As much as possible a farewell tour, looking to the future, making sure the party is in the right place and the public remember him as he should be."

Says Mr Guttersnipe:

Rather than remember him as he was .... a limelight hugging statist control freak fucking camera whore with delusions of putting the rest of world to rights while shafting Britain up the ass with a pineapple?

Can't really argue with that one myself frankly. And on the subject of Rotty, well we all know that he and I are from very different schools of thought on the subject of Blair - I'm with Mr Guttersnipe, he is of a rather different opinion on the man himself, but it appears we are in complete agreement as to the vile nature of his Political Party:

"See, while Conservatives (right-thinking ones, anyway) are willing to give Blair huge credit for standing firm against Islamofascism, leftists everywhere loathe him for just this very reason. George Bush, closer ties with the U.S., the war in Afghanistan, the war in Iraq — Sooner or later, Labour back-benchers had to snap.

As it turns out, the final straw was Blair’s refusal to join them in condemning Israel for acting in her own defence. Given the almost-pathological levels of anti-Semitism present in the British left, perhaps this isn’t so surprising. But. Still. If Blair does fall over this issue, you couldn’t wish for a better example of all that’s wrong with leftism:

Wreck the country you’re supposed to be governing and they’ll smile approvingly — Try to prevent a second Holocaust and they’ll fire you."

Now THAT last line is right on the money.

Nice Little Country You've Got Here, Prime Minister...

...we wouldnt want anything to happen to it, would we?

Yep, here are those good old 'British Muslim Groups', channeling Monty Python again...

"Prime Minister, As British Muslims we urge you to do more to fight against all those who target civilians with violence, whenever and wherever that happens."

Funny, you bastards didnt seem all that bothered about all those dead civilian Hindus not all that long ago. You know, 200 or so of them, 'targeted' by your co-religionists? No letters to the Prime Minister on that occasion.

"It is our view that current British government policy risks putting civilians at increased risk both in the UK and abroad."

Well you got that right. Having a group of hundreds of thousands of people who want to live under Sharia Law and who think bombing their fellow citizens is 'justified' in your democracy is definitely a dangerous, even negligent policy.

"To combat terror the government has focused extensively on domestic legislation. While some of this will have an impact, the government must not ignore the role of its foreign policy."

Damn straight. Supporting other nations under daily terrorist attack who actually fight back and kill terrorists as oppose to inviting them to help make policy might help with that.

"The debacle of Iraq and now the failure to do more to secure an immediate end to the attacks on civilians in the Middle East not only increases the risk to ordinary people in that region, it is also ammunition to extremists who threaten us all."

Yup, with you there. Except the resolution you want isnt one stopping attacks on all civilians, because you werent writing letters when the Paliswinians were launching daily rocket attacks from the Gaza Strip on Jewish civilians, and you certainly werent writing them when Hezbollah launched dozens of rockets ina single day against Jewish civilians. What you really mean is 'stop attacks on terrorists who deliberately surround themselves with civilians' in direct contravention of the Geneva Convention, not all 'stop attacks on civilians'.

"Attacking civilians is never justified. This message is a global one."

Well, yeah. Except your co-religionists, not the British Government, are the ones attacking civilians globally. Dont see that many letters being written to the various Islamic terror groups who have bombed, beheaded and murdered the civilians of literally dozens of countries in the past year.

"We urge the Prime Minister to redouble his efforts to tackle terror and extremism and change our foreign policy to show the world that we value the lives of civilians wherever they live and whatever their religion."

Fine. We'll start by doing a simple survey of every Muslim household in Britain and asking them 'do you think the 7/7 bombings were justified?'. Then we'll ship every one of them that says 'yes' off to a country where they can't do any further harm to civilians they don't like. Like say, the moon.

"Such a move would make us all safer."

Shocking how much we agree on isn't it? This must be that common ground thing all these 'Interfaith' groups talk about when they're not passing motions condeming Israel for existing.

Listen, you arrogant swine. Don't threaten my country, or even my weasel of a Prime Minister, loathe the man to my boots though I do. Those of us who arent nutball Islamists or Leftists using said nutballs as footsoldiers against our culture know exactly what needs to be done to 'make us all safer'.

And it isnt changing our foreign policy.