On The Darker Side

Via that man Laban Tall...

The Campus Crusade For Cthulhu.

Oh dearie dearie me...

I have always been a big Lovecraft fan. In fact, I just ran a Live Action Roleplaying Game entitled Area 52 with a Call of Cthulhu theme, though the poor players didnt know it was a Cthulhu theme 'until it was too late', as they say. The expression on the face of the team's Cryptographer (who was cast as a Cryptographer because he used to be one for the Norwegian Army and yes, he came all the way to the sunny South Coast of England for a Roleplaying convention, the mad fool) when he finally put it all together was quite a picture...

For this grand event Mrs Right-Wing Zionist Conspirator made a huge cardboard sarcophagus which she then discreetly climbed into halfway through (right after the massed hippie Alien Rights protesters gatecrashed the party), in full costume. See this picture, and ask yourselves if you could stay absolutely stil and quite inside that thing for two hours in costume including a papier-mached crash helmet...

News Roundup - Dhimmis, Babies and Cartoon Conspiracies

A quick news roundup of the things interesting DSD this week before preparations for my darling future PM's 10th Birthday Party begin in earnest, in no particular order...

Has the teeniest, tiniest fightback against Dhimmitude begun in the unlikely white fascist elite stronghold (not) of Kirklees? A Muslim English teacher has been suspended for refusing to stop wearing her veil during her classes on the not unreasonable grounds that her pupils cannot see her lips moving and get the full enunciation and has I'm told made the hallowed grounds of Radio 1 News according to the future Mrs Right-Wing Zionist Conspirator.

She herself was very impressed the other day when one of her colleagues (who had just told her he was a Muslim - but not 'one of those nutters who thinks all Jews should be killed' as he put it) had it pointed out to him by another colleague that the Koran does actually contain choice lines such as the one about the talking tree with the Jew hiding behind it, so how did he square that? Seems even the hardworking secular world of retail is able to find time to do its research...

However of course we have to have balance, dont we? So to tip the scales back, we have possibly the most shocking one I've heard for, oooh at least a week. Yes, its the Thought Police in our schools at their very worst, those pointless, useless bastards we laughably call 'teachers', showing their utter inability to allow any member of the white race actually born in this country to have even the most basic educational rights, such as being able to actually understand the people she is forced to sit with in class.

“She said I had to sit there with five Asian pupils,” said Codie yesterday. “Only one could speak English, so she had to tell that one what to do so she could explain in their language. Then she sat me with them and said ‘Discuss’.”

According to Codie, the five - four boys and a girl - then began talking in a language she didn’t understand, thought to be Urdu, so she went to speak to the teacher.

“I said ‘I’m not being funny, but can I change groups because I can’t understand them?’ But she started shouting and screaming, saying ‘It’s racist, you’re going to get done by the police’.”

Just for the record, I hope the teacher in question and the PC PC who took the subsequent decision to arrest her both die horribly as a result of being mugged by Somalian Asylum-Seekers and then being unable to communicate with their Pakistani paramedic crew that they are allergic to morphine. Or something like that.

See, now there's a family who will now all almost certainly go and vote BNP en masse along with their neighbours, friends and cousins. And under the circumstances who could really protest that decision?

Flipping topics to something less controversial (yeah right like I'd ever do that hehehe) we have an interesting chappie to alternately boo or hiss or cheer at in the shape of one Dick Devos, Michigan gubernatorial candidate. Dick takes the precise same position as do I on that thorniest of topics, abortion.

"As soon as Roe v. Wade is overturned, which I think we all pray that it will be ... we will revert back to Michigan law," DeVos said Thursday in an interview with Al Kresta, host of the syndicated Catholic talk show "Kresta in the Afternoon" on Ave Maria Radio. "We would go back to that standard, and I would be thrilled about it."

Michigan Law states, as does British Law if only our bastard politicians and doctors would ever stick to it, that abortions should only be performed if their is a demonstrable threat to the health of the mother. Not if, you know, you just got pissed and shagged some complete stranger without a condom.

But Dick, like myself isnt some maddened religious fanatic denouncing abortion with foam-flecked lips. No, he actually takes what would in any sane society be regarded as the middle view.

...he opposed an effort by the anti-abortion organization Michigan Chooses Life to get a measure on the 2006 ballot that would change the state constitution to legally define a person as existing at the moment of conception.

Good for him. I dont buy into that kind of religious nonsense - I take the simple view that once the foetus is sentient enough to properly react to pain stimuli, it is a life that should remain untouchable unless the conditions mentioned above are fulfilled, but not before.

I wasnt aware there was any move to overturn Roe vs Wade in the States. As there apparently is, I wholeheartedly welcome it too along with Mr DeVos.

In Entertainment news, did I mention how much I love South Park? I remember fondly reading this Frontpage Magazine article on the 'Culture War' in praise of the show's irreverent mocking of EVERY Political form, containing the money quote from co-creator Matt Stone:

“I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.”

Now you see South Park has really got the Liberals pissed at them - because they have produced a show debunking the 'Truthers', the 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists who believe that, well, it was all just a hoax and the US blew up the Towers. Oh, and of course there were no Jews in the buildings at the time because those crafty evil Zionists were in on it as well. Or did it. Or something. A Blogger named Wuzzadem has tracked the 'Truthers' reactions and it makes for truly hilarious reading...

Here's undoubtedly my favourite quote:

"That would be super-great if the characters in the show actually realize that 9/11 was the work of the Zionist NWO! I think it will cause people to research it for themselves. Is this Cartman character pretty well respected among his friends?"

It must be quite frustrating to be Osama bin Laden sometimes. Not in the sense of failing miserably to establish the global caliphate and having to live in a cave with nothing but a few teenage goatherds for comfort, though I'm sure that's a constant niggle for old Osama. I'm talking about in the sense of meticulously planning, leading and carrying out the most large-scale terrorist atrocity in the past half-century, proudly claiming responsibility for it via your pals in Al-Jazeera and then having half the Muslim world and all your supporters out in the US decide the Jews and the Great Satan must have pulled it off instead!

Man, if he isnt dead in a ditch somewhere that man must be really, really pissed.

Random Thoughts on Path to 9/11 Part 1

Firstly, in purely cinematic terms...wow. Fantastically gritty docudrama style photography, edgy close up shots of the key players such as Harvey Keitel, last seen by this Zionist Conspirator in the excellent National Treasure delivering wonderful lines such as 'This is not a day for Um'. The characterisations were all quite believable as well, the portrait of the hideous Madeline Albright was so accurate physically and vocally that it made this Blogger want to gouge his eyes out at the sheer horror of the Wrinkled Queen Of Appeasement.

The history behind the drama went right the way back to the first World Trade Centre bombing back in 1993, and from the word go gave us convincing characterisations of the FBI and CIA teams involved with the ongoing investigations, if not always of those they were tracking. I wasnt overly impressed with the idea of Ramzi and Khalid sitting in a decadent western nightclub drinking and dirty dancing with black women in unlikely makeup - artistic licence taken a bit too far there methinks. The portrait of Zawahiri was eerily believable however.

Interestingly, the soon to be Mrs Zionist Conspirator sat through it quite happily, asking questions aplenty, particularly about Afghanistan. Now regular visitors to this Blog know exactly how I feel about Afghanistan and the way we have treated the Northern Alliance who actually did 90% of the dying and groundfighting in Afghanistan - much the same way I feel about Iraq, and the equally despicable way we treated the Kurds who shed a large amount of their own blood and have been pushed aside. The portrait of the Northern Alliance warlord Masoud was quite excellent, I must find the name of the chap who played him.

'Are there any men left in Washington?' asks Masoud when the order not to go after Bin Laden because of worries over 'civilian casualties' (hey how does 2996 civilian casualties grab you) is given. 'Or only cowards?'

Cowards, old bean. This was the Clinton Administration.

'I bet he did sleep with her though, right?' asked the Zionist Conspirator Fiance when Clinton's infamous 'I never had sexual relations with that woman' denial was briefly screened. Well, she was only a teenager at the time so why should she know about US presidential history? A two-minute potted 'events that prove Bill Clinton was a philandering lying scumbag traitor to the American people' lesson ensued, though as I pointed out if you want a fairly clear pre-Whitehouse biopic that does everything but call its central characters Bill and Hillary, you could just go watch the excellent 'Primary Colors'.

As we watched events such as the folied Millenium bomb plot unfold, we mused on the basic problem with the combatting of terrorism. Namely that people really dont take notice when a bomb plot is foiled. It hasnt hurt anyone (well unless your an Islamic child pornographer from Forest Gate anyway), and life just goes on as it did before. Ironically, the better the security services do their jobs, the less help and support they get from a fickle, media-brainwashed public that would rather believe the Guardian when it says that its all made up and the latest terror raids are meant to take pressure off Tony Blair in some fashion.

She did laugh when I told her that the latest bunch of bearded Islamofascists to be caught with their pants and bombmaking equipment down have had their martyrdom videos unearthed in Wycombe Forest - how embarassing for them in Court...the phrase 'bang to rights' rather covers it methinks.

I await Part 2 tonight though I will have to wait until Tuesday to watch it as Conception has its first full pre-Committee meeting tonight in Ferndown - I will ask for a minute's silence, I hope someone else will do the same.

Because no matter how many plots we foil, we should never forget the ones we didnt.