Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Ten Things I Would Never Do

Yeah I know this one's been floating around the Britblogs for a while, but a few people have tagged me to do mine, so just for the hell of it, here goes, seeing as Amiee is in bed with a crashing headache, I am not in the mood to start the last big Unit of my Childcare NVQ tonight and I'm reasonably up to date on my emails.

1. Vote for any Party which advocates Britain remaining in the EU.

2. Vote for any Party which advocates net Immigration into Britain.

3. Allow anyone I see wearing of those charming Hamas bandanas or a Hezbollah T-Shirt to be able to walk away from the moment with their teeth remaining.

4. Stand for Prime Minister (for my family's sake).

5. Let my daughter's first boyfriend escape our first meeting with his underwear unsoiled.

6. Trust my ex-wife.

7. Not listen to music for 24 hours solid.

8. Allow anyone to seriously use the phrase 'Good Conservative Eurosceptic' in conversation or especially during the Q & A section of a Public Meeting without throwing something at them.

9. Not be there for a mate who really needed me.

10. Stop Fighting Back. And before you ask the obvious, I refer you to James Dean...


Blogger Daydreamer of Oz said...

Great list, DSD. Sorry I haven't been around much lately. Final exams, etc.

You should pop over to AZ; some interesting things going on :)

9:08 AM  
Blogger BNPhome said...


9:16 PM  
Blogger Myrddin Wen said...

The Abolition of the UK begins in earnest in March 07


10:41 PM  
Blogger British National Party member said...

Hey DSD, we're about due for another post from you arn't we?

How was Christmas and new year.


10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey DSD!


Free speech on its way to us soon.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Murray said...


Write something.

11:18 AM  

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