Not Exactly Leafletting In The Town Square, Is It?
(Hat Tip: LGF)
I quite like Electioneering, though having only done it for UKIP the end results arent always exactly what you'd call satisfying. But hey, next time maybe we'll liven up the process of canvassing votes a bit, Palestinian style.
Instead of giving small children badges or balloons, lets give them AK47s! Fire a volley of shots in the air - that will attract people's attention at the Polling Stations. The sight of a heavily armed group sporting UKIP rosettes, thats got to be worth, well, quite a lot of votes hasnt it?
The next time you hear anyone talking about 'Palestinian Democracy' boys and girls, do me a favour and take a photo of one ear so we can see the pretty patterns caused by all the light shining through from the other one?
Thanks a million.
I quite like Electioneering, though having only done it for UKIP the end results arent always exactly what you'd call satisfying. But hey, next time maybe we'll liven up the process of canvassing votes a bit, Palestinian style.
Instead of giving small children badges or balloons, lets give them AK47s! Fire a volley of shots in the air - that will attract people's attention at the Polling Stations. The sight of a heavily armed group sporting UKIP rosettes, thats got to be worth, well, quite a lot of votes hasnt it?
The next time you hear anyone talking about 'Palestinian Democracy' boys and girls, do me a favour and take a photo of one ear so we can see the pretty patterns caused by all the light shining through from the other one?
Thanks a million.
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