Build A Secret CIA Jail, Quick!

Yes! We have it. The only way to get Britain out of the EU. Build a secret CIA jail (like the ones that apparently exist in Eastern Europe - well, unless you want to take pesky things like any actual evidence into account), fess up, get suspended, be all unrepentant, get thrown out.

The local UKIP Chairman owns a construction firm, they do work in all kinds of Third World areas like the Congo, Zaire, Birmingham etc (all right, I made that last one up). Maybe he can help!