Saturday, November 19, 2005

I Really Wish Australia Would Join The EU

First there was this. And this. Then there was this.

Screw it, I'm off to Oz. I'm really good at accent imitation, so they won't even sneer at me as a wimpy pom. But there's one problem. It's wicked hard to get a Visa to go to Australia, and what with my reputation as a smart-arse subversive, my gf's unstoppable Yorkshire accent and my nine-year old daughter's tendency to walk up to authority figures and yell lines from songs by these guys, there may be issues.

Guys, join the EU. Make it real easy for me. Please?


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