The DSD News Digest

Seeing as time hasnt permitted a detailed post about, well, much of anything lately, I thought I'd run a little Press Digest just to try and catch up.

Headlines:

Fresh Outbreak Of Moslem Blindness Virus Strikes MSM

For those unaware of whats really going on in Australia, Rottypup has the UK scoop. Now ask yourselves if a UK Blogger like Rotty and a boring old 35-year old (as of a coupla weeks ago) fart like me can learn whats actually happening simply by reading and listening to Aussie Bloggers instead of the MSM, why the fuck cant Al-Beeb manage to record the actual FACTS?

Absolutely Nothing Positive And Important Happens In Iraq

Really. Would the MSM lie to you? Would the Left eat humble pie? Fat chance.

Our old pal Mr Zarqawi Liveblogs the election the MSM forgot.

Iranian President Not A Deranged Lunatic

So say the MSM. Threatening to 'wipe Israel off the map' is just 'riling'. Holocaust denial is simply a matter of, well, high spirits and academic debate.

Cox and Forkum, as is often the case, sum matters up quite neatly.

Britain Rewarded For Its Influence At The Heart Of Europe

Or not. The fact that our great dictator gave away billions of pounds MORE taxpayers money without his Chancellor's knowledge in order to get nothing whatsoever in return is no doubt to be billed as a triumph, the same way all matters to do with the EU twist the language of Shakespeare to mean the opposite of its original intent.

Aha! We only lost £7 Billion off the rebate. A stunning victory. Or alternatively a future government could impeach Blair, Major and Heath as traitors. I know which option I'd take.

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So ends the past few days' roundup. I will do something more comprehensive later, but for now I leave you with the following, stolen and adapted from Silent Running:

An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked, sarcastically.The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

“Then you should know enough to have your passport ready,” sneered the Customs official.

The gentleman said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”

“Impossible, the British always have to show your passports on arrival in France!”

The old man gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to.”