Cultural Exchange Program With The Aussies

I've always liked cultural exchange programs. Black-clad German students were always fun to play with in my youth. So when I read this I got to thinking, yeah...

Can't we like, swap governments? We'll take Peter Costello and John Howard off your hands for a few...years...and you can have Blair and Straw. In fact sod it, you can have the whole sorry lot for Costello and Howard. In fact, we'll settle for Costello. Though actually just a few speech recordings will do. You wouldnt mind would you? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeease?