Monsieur Poirot, We Need You Urgently!
Al-Beeb does it again. Funded as it is with so much of that luverly Licence Fee, you'd think it would be capable of managing to join the dots in this charming story of everyday life in a Moslem country. But no...so let us call in Mr.Poirot (currently employed as the BBC's Religion of Peace Correspondent) to solve this appalling mystery for us.
"Monsieur Poirot, it is terrible! Three poor Christian girls have been beheaded in an area where Moslems have been attacking Christians for years!"
"Mon dieu! I wonder who could possibly have been responsible. This is a most perplexing mystery. What else do we know?"
"Well Monsieur Poirot, it seems the girls attended a private Christian school and their heads were dumped outside a Church!"
"Hmmm, I can see this mystery will take all of my mighty powers of intellect to solve. It is unclear to me whether or not their might have been a religious motive behind the attack...but I am sure I will get there in the end..."
"Monsieur Poirot, it is terrible! Three poor Christian girls have been beheaded in an area where Moslems have been attacking Christians for years!"
"Mon dieu! I wonder who could possibly have been responsible. This is a most perplexing mystery. What else do we know?"
"Well Monsieur Poirot, it seems the girls attended a private Christian school and their heads were dumped outside a Church!"
"Hmmm, I can see this mystery will take all of my mighty powers of intellect to solve. It is unclear to me whether or not their might have been a religious motive behind the attack...but I am sure I will get there in the end..."
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