Sunday, February 12, 2006

Fatwa Of The Week

Feeling all flushed and powercrazed after handing down my first-ever Fatwa earlier on this week, I got to thinking. Seems to me its a mite unfair of me to have all the fun for myself. So, having just presented the Golden Badger Awards for most-embarassing character death at Conception this time last week, I thought it'd be a giggle to have a Fatwa of the Week competition.

So knock yourselves out, boys and girls. One fatwa against one person, organisation or thing each, and a good reason why Imam al-DSD should send the wrath of Allah against them. Preferably with a Link so we can all laugh and/or cry.

Happy ranting.


Blogger p_pandar said...

I would like to nominate Vladimir Putin for his decision to conduct talks with the Hamas leadership, in Moscow.

Not really surprising given the rusiian history in the area, but I find the Hamas response to the invitation very interesting:

"Our leadership will travel to Islamic and Arab countries and to the communist countries to talk about the internal situation among the Palestinian people"

I dont remember Russia becoming an Islamic country, and it certainly isnt Arabic, so that means they must be communist.... but then didnt they give all that nonsense up with the collapse of the CCCP?

5:16 PM  
Anonymous max said...

It's a winner. No doubt about it.

7:53 PM  
Blogger Tom Tyler said...

I hereby launch a fatwa against the morally vacuuous Nu-Lab scumbags who want to introduce sex education in primary schools (articles in most of the Sunday papers today). For God's sake, this is so sick. Introducing children below the age of puberty to sexual "information" is like raping their minds. Leave the kids alone to enjoy the innocence of childhood, God knows they have enough on their plates coping with sexuality once they become old enough to be aware of it. So I say "behead those who want to fill children's minds with sexual issues". Allah Akbaaaarrrr!!!!

2:02 AM  
Blogger Alison said...

im fatwaing Colm over at ATW for playing the racist card over my defending the soldiers/light altercation issue. Classic liberal.

11:34 PM  
Blogger p_pandar said...

Seconding Alisons nom.. am I allowed two in a week?

11:57 PM  

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