tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-165006702024-03-07T16:48:51.215+00:00Dangerously Subversive Dad - Anti-Politician Politics & Cute Anecdotes About The Kids"Probably the only man crosser than the Devil's Kitchen." - Laban Tall, UK Commentators BlogDangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.comBlogger344125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-28436697706099654672009-09-29T12:39:00.002+01:002009-09-29T12:42:38.443+01:00Ladies and Gentlemen......spotted whilst allowing the tiny one to giggle at multiple primate pictures, I give you the <a href="http://www.fauna-flora.org/snubnosedmonkeys.php">Michael Jackson Monkey</a>.Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-61810900291958151282009-09-26T09:57:00.003+01:002009-09-26T10:33:35.426+01:00Jew-Hatin Loony Of The Year<a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/5min/story/1248828.html">Meet the man</a> that dear not-at-all-incompetent President Obama thinks should be President of a medium-sized country.<br /><br /><p style="font-style: italic;"> <span class="dateline">TEGUCIGALPA -- </span> It's been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He's sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and "Israeli mercenaries'' are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.</p><p style="font-style: italic;"> "We are being threatened with death,'' he said in an interview with The Miami Herald, adding that mercenaries were likely to storm the embassy where he has been holed up since Monday and assassinate him.</p>I <a href="http://atangledweb.squarespace.com/httpatangledwebsquarespace/viva-el-presidente-as-long-as-hes-a-leftie-anyhow.html">blogged</a> about this would-be-dictator and his Leftie fellow travellers on ATW before, assuming then he was just another, well, would-be dictator that ticked enough of the 'right' boxes for, as explained in the ATW post, 90% of the Left including President Obama to back him against his country's Congress, Supreme Court and military.<br /><br />Didn't realise back then he was also a deranged Joooooo conspiracy theorist as well and therefore <span style="font-style: italic;">really</span> ticks those boxes off. The fact that Obama is still backing this nutball and at his insistence the IMF is redirecting funds from the legitimate government and into the pockets of Zelaya's cronies says it all.<br /><br />Hot Air has a little more on this, and reminds us that <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2009/09/24/obamas-man-in-honduras-claims-israelis-torturing-him-with-radiation/">the Pig Song principle</a> would be applied here by any sane administration.Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-48132478043695854542009-09-22T13:58:00.006+01:002009-09-22T21:02:43.208+01:00The Last Refuges Of A Real ScoundrelWhen Europhiles don patriotic clothes, it's <span style="font-style: italic;">really</span> evidence of desperation. And none, it seems, are more desperate than the snappily-named Irish Europhiles of 'Generation Yes', personified <a href="http://www.generationyes.ie/2009/09/18/say-no-to-ukip%E2%80%99s-racist-agenda-%E2%80%93-vote-yes/">here</a> by one Sharon Waters.<br /><br />Ms Waters is outraged - outraged I tell you! - at foreign intervention in the Irish referendum campaign. Her patriotic spirit is deeply offended.<br /><br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">Generation YES are outraged at this intervention by foreign interests into this crucial debate on Ireland’s vital national interests.</span>"<br /><br />What she is talking about, of course, is Nigel Farage's presence in Ireland, a small counterbalance to the steady stream of European politicians who are parading through the country issuing a mixture of threats and plautitudes. Dignitaries such as Lech Walesa, who seems to have totally forgotten the concepts which propelled him to prominence in the first place, and now even the newly reconfirmed Jose-Manuel Barroso as well (reconfirmed with the cooperation of the 'Eurosceptic' Tories, might I might I add).<br /><br />But that's not 'outrageous foreign intervention' to Ms Waters. 'EU Money' (for which read British Taxpayers' Money) is pouring into the Yes campaign like a raging flood, but that is perfectly above board and acceptable.<br /><br />What isn't acceptable is UKIP. Existing. At all. So Ms Waters launches into a breathless tirade of smears and outrageous lies to try and paint UKIP as barely short of the heirs to the Nazis. The most egregious passage is reproduced here:<br /><br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">They seek to dismantle the Belfast Agreement (*1), reintroduce the death penalty (*2) and abolish social security (*3), they prevent disabled people from standing for election on their ticket (*4), and they also deny climate change (*5) and the Holocaust (*6)</span>."<br /><br />Where to start? Well with number one, I suppose. Now Nigel Farage's fierce antipathy to the Belfast Agreement is well known, in fact <a href="http://atangledweb.squarespace.com/httpatangledwebsquarespace/uk-independence-party-leader-nigel-farage-exclusive-atw-inte.html">when I interviewed him for A Tangled Web</a> a couple of years ago he referred to the Peace Process in general as 'loathsome'. But he is one person, and indeed is stepping down as Party Leader of UKIP.<br /><br />The document referred to by Ms Waters can be downloaded <a href="http://www.ukip.org/media/pdf/constitution.pdf">here</a> (my father was actually part of the Constitutional Policy Group which drafted it, by coincidence). It doesn't mention the Belfast Agreement at all. Not once. So Item One can be quite simply referred to as a Lie, Big Fat.<br /><br />So to number two. The Death Penalty. Firstly, I personally would be proud to be part of a Party actively stating that it will reintroduce the Death Penalty if elected. However, UKIP isn't doing so. It has merely pledged a national Referendum on the subject in response to . So even leaving aside the pros and cons of the issue itself, this is a best a misrepresentation of UKIP's position and at worst a Lie, Small.<br /><br />So, to Number Three. Abolish Social Security? Well I dont have a copy of the 2004 Election Manifesto referred to, but here's what the <a href="http://www.ukip.org/media/pdf/UKIPa4manifesto2005.pdf">General Election manifesto</a> a year later has to say on Welfare reform:<br /><br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">The objective will be to free as many people as possible from benefits by making the rules more transparent and cutting down on means-testing</span>."<br /><br />UKIP has never, ever called for the complete abolition of Social Security. Frankly I find statements like the above rather on the wishy-washy side, and they are certainly a million miles away from abolition!<br /><br />Verdict on Number Three? Lie, Big Fat and faintly Ridiculous as well.<br /><br />So, to number four. The issue of 'no disabled candidates', referring to the whipped up storm about Jack Biggs, a disabled man who was offered a paper candidacy due to his local UKIP Branch's inability to support a candidate unable to deliver leaflets but then turned out to have a rather different motive for his 'anger' when the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/feb/28/eu.politics">emails between himself and the local UKIP Group</a> were published...<br /><br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">John, </span><p style="font-style: italic;">I have been special Forces. I am a very good friend but a very bad enemy. </p><p style="font-style: italic;">If you stay on track, ignoring me, but <span style="font-weight: bold;">trying to unseat my Ukip minded daughter</span> I will take the story for the Echo, ref you do not want disabled candidates for Ukip. </p><p style="font-style: italic;">This is not a threat but a promise. </p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">This anti disability bit by Ukip will also probably go National in the press.</span>"</p><p>Uh-huh. So the poor wittle disabled chap was never actually denied his chance to be a candidate, and was actually just trying to blackmail his local UKIP Branch into giving his Tory offspring a free run...but of course I'm sure Ms Waters was completely unaware of the real story. Or that UKIP has, for example, fielded blind candidates in the past. The female half of the couple who used to pretty much singlehandedly run the New Forest West branch next door was in a wheelchair in fact, and stood as a candidate herself a while ago.</p><p>But let's not let the facts of a single incident that was actually an attempt at blackmail anyway get in the way of pretending that there is some kind of 'No Raspberry-Ripples' Policy in force within an enemy organisation. Verdict on Number Four: Lie, Big Fat.</p><p>Now, let's have fun with Number Five. Denying Climate Change - the heresy! The horror!</p><p>Well, once again whilst there is a very significant body within UKIP, including many of its representatives such as David Campbell-Bannerman (who had the dubious pleasure of being present when terror-supporter Caroline Lucas of the Greens uttered <a href="http://www.ukip.org/content/latest-news/973-greens-leader-shows-fascist-tendencies">her most infamous statement yet</a>), who believe that 'Global Warming is a myth' as he put it during the above-linked debate, once again Waters is confusing the opinions of members of a Party with Party Policy. UKIP as a political body does not 'deny climate change', voting at Conference to stay 'neutral' on the subject. Though I dearly wish they did, they don't.</p><p>Verdict on Number Five: A misrepresentation rather than an outright lie, but a forgviable one.</p><p>And so we turn to the greatest evidence of Waters' utter derangement, the smear of smears. The accusation that UKIP denies the Holocaust.</p><p>I was a UKIP member for a few years, a Constituency Chairman for two of those, and I'm still involved on the fringes. It has its fair share of kooks and nutters, to be sure, just like every Party. For example, one person I knew turned out to be a Truther and probably still isn't speaking to me after I verbally tore her a new one at a Cheese and Wine thingummy. But one thing I've never encountered there is any suggestion of anti-semitism. On the contrary, the local branches here seem to contain more than their fair share of Jewish members, in fact - including a good friend of mine who fought in the Sinai in 1967.</p><p>So can there be any basis at all for such an outrageous statement? Who is the 'Alistair McConnachie' mentioned by Waters? Well, the waste of space in question was an officer in UKIP Scotland in 2000 before showing himself to be a disciple of the revolting <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_A._Leuchter">Fred Leuchter</a>, a man who was the subject of a banning order from the UK a very long time before Geert Wilders, Michael Savage or any bearded Islamic crazy. Needless to say McConnachie wasn't an officer in UKIP Scotland for very long afterwards, and now rather amusingly runs his own minor Party - and you guessed it, he's now a Greenie in charge of 'Independent Green Voice' (no Party website, sadly).</p><p>So nine years ago a single nutball reveals his moonbattery and gets booted out of UKIP - and from that Waters extrapolates that UKIP - the Party - denies the Holocaust. Such a smear is so utterly vile that words cannot suffice to describe how much I'd like to punch this woman in the face, then tar and feather her before marching her through the streets of Dublin wearing a placard saying 'The Holocaust Is Not A Subject To Use For Cheap Political Gain'. Granted people are unlikely to see the small writing required, but it'd be worth it anyway.<br /></p>Verdict on Number Six: I hope the bitch catches a highly amusing skin disease. Minimum.<br /><br />One of the English language's most ill-used quotes is the one about patriotism being the last refuge of the scoundrel. In this case, faux patriotism and outrageous lies appear to be the only weapons the scoundrels of the Europhile movement have left.Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-15358109638099881362009-09-18T14:48:00.002+01:002009-09-18T14:53:36.215+01:00This Woman Is Deranged In The Best Possible Way"<a href="http://www.fetchmyflyingmonkeys.com/">Me</a>: (Starts moving my wrist so it appears the bear is humping his face.) "Rwwwrr. Mmmmm. Ahhh. Mmmmm." <p>J: "What the hell are you doing now?"</p> <p>Me: "He's humping your head. Rwwwrr. Mmmm. Who's your daddy? Ahhhh. Ohh baby. Rrrwwwrr."</p> <p>J: "And that's not normal bear behavior."</p> <p>Me: "His name is Chester the Molester."</p> <p>J: "Oh. Well, that explains it. And you can stop humping my head with that puppet anytime now."</p> <p>Me: "He's not done yet. Rwwwrrr. RWWWWRRR! OHH! AHHHHHHH!! There. Now he wants to cuddle."</p> <p>J: "Somehow I think I'll be reading this on your blog soon."</p><p>Sublime craziness.<br /></p>Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-67080033499818298122009-09-18T12:15:00.002+01:002009-09-18T12:19:29.500+01:00A Very Neat Idea IndeedRanting Stan (not that he rants much nowadays, he certainly seems to have mellowed since I started reading him a few years ago) has a post up where he expounds <a href="http://rantingstan.blogspot.com/2009/09/rumble-in-jungle.html">a rather clever method</a> of dealing with the problems of the Immigration running sore that is the French Coast. Go read. I rather like the idea, and as he says, it did work in Malaya after all...Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-13512602510732582009-09-18T09:35:00.004+01:002009-09-18T10:09:23.968+01:00Mummy's Wide SkirtsOnce again, we have another one of <a href="http://dangerouslysubversivedad.blogspot.com/2009/09/walking-like-duck.html">those 'Riddle me this' questions</a>. Let's say this time that (as I commented <a href="http://www.hurryupharry.org/2009/09/17/my-dismissal/">here</a>) newly made BNP MEP <a href="http://andrewbrons.eu/">Andrew Brons</a>’ Brussels researcher was ‘exposed’ as having a history of going on NF marches calling Israel all sorts of names, such as an ‘apartheid state’. He might even have been kicked out of the Students Union for mimicking violence against ‘Zionists’. Anxious to preserve their thin veneer of respectability (don’t laugh) Brons fires him as the Internet clamour grows.<br /><br />Would Harry's Place, so vigilant as they normally are in exposing and condemning racism in all forms <a href="http://www.hurryupharry.org/2009/09/07/labour-friends-of-israel-vice-chair-employs-extremist-as-communications-officer/">including this one</a>, agree to give that researcher a guest post spot to defend himself? Not a freakin chance! Yet now that 'Seph' Brown has been dismissed from his job with a Labour MP, he is being given a chance to blather on about how unfair it all is, and has even used it to single out all the people who 'persecuted' him during his time at University by racial group. It's all just one giant Jooooooooish Conspiracy you know!<br /><br />I admire the editorial line of Harry's Place for the most part. Yet when faced with clear documentary evidence of racism and extremism, they just can't quite bring themselves to disown someone 'of the Left' for actions which would have brought universal editorial opprobrium had they been committed by anyone 'of the Right'.<br /><br />Maybe that's why they have taken over so many of our institutions, and poisoned our culture so effectively. Because when it comes down to it, even basically decent Lefties are still willing to give the nutters the benefit of the doubt on grounds of their theoretical base ideology, and are united by that ideological bond. Whereas the Right is endlessly fractured along lines of moral and principle on individual issues and questions and absolutely refuses, often to its cost politically, to compromise and indulge in any but the tiniest amount of groupthink. When it does make serious attempts to (UKIP's endless infighting being an obvious example) the results are always similar to a ship being steered by five or six different people at the same time, with others constantly clamouring to be allowed to take the wheel because only they really know where the ship should be going.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure I qualify as being 'of the Right', and I rather admire those who refuse to compromise their morals and principles for political expediency even when I disagree with those particular mores. But there are times when I do wistfully wonder what it would be like to be just a <span style="font-style: italic;">little bit</span> more united against the bad guys...<br /><br />And then I look at the "power for power's sake" Cameroonites and the 'proper' Left, and realise that actually, no, I'll go with the principled infighting, thanks.Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-61061885014781569432009-09-13T16:19:00.003+01:002009-09-14T23:37:06.225+01:00The Heroic Death Of Arsehd Orcbuggerer<span style="font-style: italic;">The Dwarf swung his axe in a frenzy, furiously trying to finish the two Bainite Clerics before the towering Hobgoblin chieftain could reach him. He whirled to see the Wizard dart forward and hurl his final Colour Spray spell at the knot of Hobgoblins surrounding Red, and grinned as he saw the Cleric slam his spiked chain into the one left standing with massive effect. The green-skinned creature staggered to his knees, shield falling limply from his shattered arm.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Red swung again, and the Wizard stepped daintily back from the sudden blood spray as the creature's jaw was torn off in a welter of gore.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Then the chieftain was on Arsehd, and his awareness narrowed down to fending off the flashing swords striking at him. His shield was notched already, and the new foe wasn't making the task of continued survival easier.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Arsehd didn't see the Bainite Priest who had sent so much weakening magic at him fall to Red's chain and the Halfling's arrows. He didn't see the sword which pierced his back, though he did have the satisfaction of watching the enemy Cleric who had stabbed him fall to his axe as he swung backwards to respond. He turned desperately to counter the chieftain's attempt to take advantage, and saw the Halfling running as fast he could to intervene.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Time slowed. Arsehd knew he was too late, knew he couldn't block in time. And an eternity later the Hobgoblin chieftain finally swept his shield aside and thrust into his ribs, bursting his armour asunder even as he slammed a final blow forwards to scythe into his enemy's meaty thigh. Blood spurted, some his own, and some his enemy's, and he felt the satisfaction of feeling his foe's warm life on his face.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And then that life and his own death became one.</span><br /><br />Amber got to game with us Saturday afternoon and evening, seeing as one of players was on holdiay and not working the weekend as usual. It was the first time she ever lost a character, in this case a Non-Player Character I'd been running to flesh out the group and give them some muscle. We are going to write 'RIP' on Arsehd's character sheet and give it to her to put up on her wall.<br /><br />She gets to choose the next NPC. It seems only fair.Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-68049492134610794412009-09-12T19:19:00.004+01:002009-09-12T19:43:00.760+01:00Walking Like A DuckRiddle me this. If the BNP (or, to internationalise things, the Republican Party) employed a senior official with <a href="http://www.hurryupharry.org/2009/09/10/hrws-marc-garlasco-leather-ss-jackets-are-so-cool/">an enormous fetish for Nazi memorabilia</a>, who posted on multiple 'memorabilia' websites, authored his own highly expensive tract on the subject, posed for pictures wearing a T-Shirt with an Iron Cross and a WW2 Nazi slogan on it, <a href="http://www.northamericanmotoring.com/forums/coupe-talk-2007/139945-new-flak-mini.html">drove a vehicle with the licence plate 'Flak88'</a> and posted under the same name on numerous 'memorabilia' forums, would the MSM be somewhat...silent on the subject, especially if that senior official had authored a rather large number of extremely anti-Israel 'reports' for his organisation of choice?<br /><br />I'm thinking maybe a big fat No. In fact, I'm thinking the headlines would be screaming 'BNP/Republican Nazi Fetishist Has Heil Hitler Licence Plate'. But, when the anti-Israelism is <a href="http://www.ngo-monitor.org/article/expert_or_ideologues_hrw_s_defense_of_marc_garlasco_s_nazi_fetish">coming from an Official Leftie writing for an Official Leftie NGO</a> which has since accused anyone pointing out the facts of merely attempting to maliciously cover up for the crimes of the dastardly Jews, those crickets are chirping like there's no tomorrow.<br /><br />If it walks like a Duck, or goosesteps like a Nazi for that matter...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWDFHpHacYsO6VvstdBxpAEC7106ZaHMrgFZ01ok893LiNwVqm5g8fEPAoyY7usIAYg6n7BEaLg_ZLCXSA3yuTBAcl4jUY_P7ZjZRZvg5q_FBT0kZfHvI2ONwykdVOEtw8NLIa/s1600-h/marccross.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 228px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWDFHpHacYsO6VvstdBxpAEC7106ZaHMrgFZ01ok893LiNwVqm5g8fEPAoyY7usIAYg6n7BEaLg_ZLCXSA3yuTBAcl4jUY_P7ZjZRZvg5q_FBT0kZfHvI2ONwykdVOEtw8NLIa/s320/marccross.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380649667275993090" border="0" /></a>Marc Garlasco, absolutely not a Jew-hating Nazi scumbag, honest.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">(Tip of the hat to the last bastion of the decent Left, <a href="http://www.hurryupharry.org">Harry's Place</a>)<br /></div></div>Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-66095341695687392002009-09-11T13:58:00.004+01:002009-09-11T14:27:08.777+01:00Dear Truthers......I shall be avoiding any and all 9/11 related threads on any Blog or other website today. Because you make me want to slap you repeatedly about the head with a wet fish, Monty Python style, until you're so dazed you can't spout your insane babble any more. And then maybe, just maybe, the fact that you are a colossally stupid and desperate person will sink into your tiny brain and you will then wish to throw yourself into the nearest river in disgust at your own appalling pointlessness.<br /><br />I don't like Truthers much, as you might have guessed. To me they have exactly the same mentality as Holocaust Deniers, whom the eldest and I had a lengthy discussion about a couple of days ago. That mentality is born of a twofold aberration - the first is an obsessive hatred of either a group or person (Bush/Evil Nazi Republicans, Jews), and the second is usually an admiration for and a desire to excuse or even abrogate in the public mind the crimes of another group or person (Nazis, Islamic Fundamentalists - well all right, bit of an oxymoron there but still). Each form of this has its own uniquely revolting aspects - and with Trutherism its the ever-increasing convergence with actual Holocaust Denial and denialists which makes me even madder still.<br /><br />Over at Tangled Web an American contributor, as might reasonably be expected on today of all days, posted a link to video footage of the first plane striking the Towers this morning. And sure enough, the first couple of pages of comments on the Youtube video were filled with nutballs saying things as cogent and well argued as 'Bush did 9/11'.<br /><br />Some people engage with Truthers, try to debate them, turn them back to some semblance of sanity using sweet reason. I personally prefer the wet fish option. It's far more likely to succeed, and dammit, it's just so much more satisfying.<br /><br />Those of us with brains tuned to Sanity FM <span style="font-style: italic;">remember</span> what happened on September 11th 2001, and we remember with perfect clarity. We know who was responsible. We don't need to hear about fifth planes, about Israeli tourists or how there were no Jews in the Twin Towers on the day, or how Alex Jones' radio show is really cool, man.<br /><br />We remember. And we don't ever, <span style="font-style: italic;">ever</span> forget.Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-13228357107670688112009-09-10T22:37:00.002+01:002009-09-10T23:05:27.660+01:00The Antidote to Twilight ManiaAfter the amusing but occasionally disturbing experience of babysitting a Twilight-obsessed seven year old overnight last week, it seems that the mania surrounding this distinctly pedestrian part of the overall pantheon of Vampire mythologies has spread still further.<br /><br />The eldest's first French homework assignment is to produce a picture of 'a celebrity' from the Net and to annotate the pic with the celeb's hair and eye colour. She confidently assured me that all the girls in her class were going to pick either the ridiculously coiffured Robert Pattinson (previously an uppercrust Harry Potter schoolboy) or the always entertaining Kristen Stewart (well alright, maybe not a hugely talented actress but I'm a sucker for that particular kind of facial structure).<br /><br />Well, today she asked the rest of the class in advance of tomorrow's French lesson and sure enough, at least seven have picked Pattinson and at least three Stewart, which led us to come up with a way to stymie the Twilight mania and hopefully break the ice with the new teacher.<br /><br />We imagined the scene...<br /><br />"So X, who is your celebrity?"<br /><br />"Robert Pattinson, Madame."<br /><br />"Very good, X. Brown hair and grey eyes, oui. Now, how about you, Y?"<br /><br />"Robert Pattinson, Madame."<br /><br />"I see. And you, Z?"<br /><br />"Robert Pattinson, Madame."<br /><br />"You know, class, this isn't much of an exercise if everyone's answer is 'My celebrity has brown hair and grey eyes'. Can everyone who <span style="font-style: italic;">didn't</span> pick Robert Pattinson raise their hands? Good. Now, B, who did you pick?"<br /><br />"Kristen Stewart, Madame."<br /><br />"Aha, black hair and brown eyes, excellent. How about you, C?"<br /><br />"Kristen Stewart, Madame."<br /><br />Sigh...<br /><br />"Very well, could everyone who picked Kristen Stewart lower their hands...now, that leaves...ah, Amber. What colour is <span style="font-style: italic;">your </span>celebrity's hair?"<br /><br />"Ma célébrité a les cheveux <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Berserkernuman.jpg"><span style="font-style: italic;">bleus</span></a>, Madame!"Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-63449387888489857152009-09-10T21:35:00.005+01:002009-09-10T22:08:21.948+01:00This Week's Alan Duncan Award for Utter ArroganceThis will be a weekly award, I've decided. It shall go to the most completely arrogant swine who sticks their head over the battlements in order to show their contempt for the plebian hordes whose existence they are forced to reluctantly endure. This week's recipient is a no-brainer, as <a href="http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2009/09/monstrous-arrogance.html">via the wonderful JuliaM</a> we have the execrable Hugh Orde, President of the Association of Chief Police Officers.<br /><br />"<b>If you have a system whereby anyone can stand to be elected as the local police commissioner, you could have any Tom, Dick or Harriet standing</b>."<br /><br />There are no words. Well, that's not true. There's 'undemocratic'. There's 'elitist'. There's 'liberal politician', which is something of an oxymoron after the first two, it has to be said. And make no mistake folks, in Britain 2009 you don't get to be President of ACPO, the elite gold standard of PC Policing, without being a politician, and one of those undemocratic, elitist liberal ones at that.<br /><br />Just so we're really sure that we're not misunderstanding him in his apparent contempt for the general public he is supposed to serve, Sir Hugh continues...<br /><br />"<b style="font-weight: bold;">Do they think that the public are so interested in policing that they would turn out and vote</b><span style="font-weight: bold;">? And for whom? A politician? Or </span><b style="font-weight: bold;">do they mind if they get a lunatic or a retired copper</b><span style="font-weight: bold;">? All of these questions need to be answered</span>."<br /><br />See, I think when this weasel says 'lunatic', what he means is 'person who would expect me to encourage my officers to do their jobs and actually deal with criminals regardless of skin colour, ethnicity or social circumstances'. I also think the public are exactly interested enough in policing to elect such a 'lunatic' given half a chance. It's Sir Hugh and his serried ranks of pointless PC PCs who aren't interested in policing, and the idea that they might end up with bosses who are absolutely terrifies them.<br /><br />So, this week's <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/aug/12/mps-expenses-alan-duncan-apology">Alan Duncan</a> Award goes to Sir Hugh Orde, for sheer undiluted contempt for the general public. I think it should look like this...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2JzR-KfIadJWbVZrB-eX9D-Raootwv96BEZhJ0LLCYNe2rCEAhwTZxDqxkFH4ZJegwkq0SjrGwMR19rntlnAFLxD-3rP8M6Hiimpvw4JMOKKNcw57dozZmRTADu82jcAChyphenhyphenHR/s1600-h/ration3_small.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 197px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2JzR-KfIadJWbVZrB-eX9D-Raootwv96BEZhJ0LLCYNe2rCEAhwTZxDqxkFH4ZJegwkq0SjrGwMR19rntlnAFLxD-3rP8M6Hiimpvw4JMOKKNcw57dozZmRTADu82jcAChyphenhyphenHR/s320/ration3_small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379947689451408386" border="0" /></a>Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-27635643237560068082009-09-10T17:12:00.002+01:002009-09-10T17:53:14.829+01:00Lulu's Favourite VideoI'm quite the fan of the very short-lived Swing Revival, and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnCkFjjddLk">this wonderfully jumping video</a> gets wheeled out during the post-mealtime cleanup, as both the beat and the visuals seem to fascinate her no end. She is now often to be heard singing the notes preceeding the chorus in perfect time, which is a bit scary for sixteen months frankly. Tragically of course once she is able to interpret said visuals and the lyrics rather better it will probably have to be mothballed, but for now, enjoy the frenetic swing goodness that is the Cherry Poppin Daddies.<br /><br />(And yes, I know it's only a matter of time before the eldest figures out what the band name means. That bridge will be crossed etc.)Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-76645431087952904802009-09-10T09:59:00.004+01:002009-09-10T17:12:28.191+01:00I'm Back. Maybe. Er.I'm back. Maybe. I'm not sure if I'm going to have the time to start this Blogging thing again properly or not.<br /><br />I've been posting the odd bit of political comment <a href="http://www.atangledweb.squarespace.com">here</a>. But much as I admire David Vance, who runs the place, he is far too nice to the Jew-hating Leftie (with a handful of exceptions) trolls who infest the comments with their lunatic dribblings - for example 'are Jews the new master race?' is fine by them, but telling the person who posted it to Fuck Off And Die is deeply offensive, dont'cha know.<br /><br />I don't think I'll miss it. When you go and visit a site you are part of the team for and leave there more annoyed than when you arrived, it's time to wave bye-bye and part company.<br /><br />So will it be more of the same over here? Well, ironically what turned out to be <a href="http://dangerouslysubversivedad.blogspot.com/2007/04/view-from-across-pond.html">the final DSD post</a> seemed to gain me not a few new pals, judging by the emails and links I received from it. Reading it back now, seems even if I do say so myself that I was remarkably prescient in my prediction as to what was going to happen to the Republican nomination and the Party itself if it went as predicted and they chose a softly-softly moderate with all the fire of a disposable barbecue in his belly. As <a href="http://www.houseofdumb.blogspot.com">my favourite Blogger</a> observed, you can take the MSM to bed as often as you like during the nomination process and it might feel good while it lasts, but it absolutely will not call you in the morning once the campaign has started.<br /><br />So there'll be as much political commentary as I can manage, as that was after all this Blog's original stock-in-trade. But there will also be as much family and life in general stuff as I can fit in, as I did feel guilty about ceasing the "I'm a Dad again, oh joy" Blogging venture in-between then and now, the <a href="http://www.littlegoblinlulu.blogspot.com">Lulu Blog</a>. But we went through a spate of illness, the subject herself went through a spate of being somewhat...demanding - mostly between about 1 and 4am - and all gradually fell by the wayside as these things so often do.<br /><br />I'll also post the odd bit of Youtubeyness, just because I can and I like sharing music. I promise a minimum of insanely heavy metal and that the song material (or title at the very least) will be as relevant as possible to whatever's topical at the time, fair enough?<br /><br />There'll also be Gaming stuff. Yes, I am still into all that strange dicerolling and character-acting business, and am writing and running those even stranger <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LARP">LARP</a> thingies now. In fact tomorrow night a new game begins, and I will be playing a geriatric old character of as yet indetermined type, the only certainty in my mind as yet that he will say things like "I remember when all this was battlefields" a lot.<br /><br />So, there it is. I'm back. I think. Maybe. We'll have to wait and see.<br /><br />(Oh and Comments <span style="font-style: italic;">will</span> be moderated. Complainants about freedom of speech and stuff can apply to the Diversity Officer of IDon'tGiveACrap plc, understood? Though to be honest I generally allow Nazi muppets to post however, because its just so much fun to play with them. If you do it right you can get the ones with real delusions of grandeur to spend entire days at the keyboard working themselves up into a lather by only spending a minute or two of your own time. Try it sometime, it's most rewarding.)Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-78852503939325178022007-04-25T10:33:00.000+01:002007-04-25T12:08:56.821+01:00A View From Across The PondThere are plenty of blogthreads and articles floating around about how us Brits view the Americans in cultural terms. Usually they are either lambasting the US for its supposed crudity in terms that are themselves so crude that they end up creating an unintentional caricature of the author rather than the society he/she is attempting to portray. Occasionally a brighter commentator will suddenly realise that, hey, without these guys we would quite possibly be wearing brown boiler suits and be reading Das Kapital rather than the Sun with our breakfasts and will give a nod to the awesome debt that is owed the American people, and as matters progress in the slowly crumbling monolith that is Europe I suspect will be renewed afresh.<br /><br />But <span style="font-style: italic;">only</span>, and I stress the word, if one of the most fascinating battles in American political history has the right outcome.<br /><br />The battle I refer to is not that for the Presidency, unusual though it is in that neither the incumbent President or VP is running for office. The battle is the one for, from this outsider's POV, nothing less than the heart and soul of the Republican Party.<br /><br />Republican officialdom (what we in the UK often refer to as the Party Hierarchy) is at a crossroads at this moment. The relentless Leftist bias of the US media is beginning to succeed in the final stages of its mission to achieve a tectonic, permanent shift in the perceived location of 'centreground' of multiple issues in US Politics. But it can only complete that mission if senior Republicans (including the Commander-in-Chief himself) allow themselves to heed the seductive call of that perceived middleground.<br /><br />Because its easy, you see. Really easy, in fact. Easy to accept the consensus on a multiplicity of issues, and narrow down the things that a politician really needs to actually <span style="font-style: italic;">have</span> a position on. So much easier to let their be bipartisan agreement to, you know, not really discuss certain things because the decision about what people think has already been made. And the leading contenders in the Republican primary race are already starting to show signs of this consensus forming, without drawing anyone's attention to the fact.<br /><br />Take immigration, for example. Well if there's one thing which could bury McCain with the Republican Party, its the so-called Guest Worker Program, which it is painfully obvious is nothing more than an amnesty for illegal immigrants. But Giuliani supports it with very little reservation. Mitt Romney on his own website gives the issue of immigration a huge <a href="http://www.mittromney.com/Issue-Watch/Immigration">seven lines</a>, showing the obvious depth of his feelings on the matter. Whilst decrying illegal immigration (but not, it should be noted, calling for the removal of illegal immigrants or even stating a policy position on that issue) he says quite openly that he wants to see even more 'legal' immigration into the US, as if the only part of the immigration issue worth mentioning is whether or not a person entered the country illegally or not.<br /><br />Even Gingrich, the still unannounced not-so-dark horse in this race, broadly supports it, though he at least is <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/gingrich200604261230.asp">clear as to the issue's immense importance for America's future</a>. However, having spent an amount of time making it clear that he understands that America's cultural integrity and demographic is being destroyed by mass immigration, he then begins to do his best impression of that seductive voice from the centreground, which has only the best interests of those who have entered America to leech from its body politic...<br /><br />"Note that none of the above requires direct action against people who are here illegally. None of these steps will break up families or cause undue hardship."<br /><br />Unlike the hardship felt by Americans who have had to support the enormous burden of healthcare, ever-rising crime, falling wages due to cheap labour...<br /><br />"As we transform our immigration system from a dishonest to an honest one, it is understandable that those living and working here illegally — especially those who have lived and worked here illegally for a long period of time — would be anxious and fearful about the future. While our two-decade-long failure does not mean that we are required to maintain a dishonest system, it does mean that must have a humanitarian period of transition as we replace an illegal channel of immigration with a legal one."<br /><br />Oh, the humanity. This, remember, is the current top 'Real Conservative' candidate for the Presidency folks, unannounced or not. Warms the heart that he has such concern for people who have been enjoying his country's benefits at the working man's expense for 'a long period of time'.<br /><br />Gingrich says this 'isnt an amnesty'. I cannot imagine what else allowing a huge mass of illegal immigrants to stay in his own country is if it <span style="font-style: italic;">isnt</span> an amnesty.<br /><br />But there it is, folks. Probably the single most important issue facing America today (and I include the War on Terror in that - fighting Jihad abroad is pointless while a nation rots from within) and well lookee here - there's that handy consensus from the Big Four of the Republican Party. Mass Immigration is good - as long as its legal, and hey presto, we can <span style="font-style: italic;">make</span> it so by spending your tax dollars on turning the people who have been driving down your wages, hoovering up your Healthcare, into new 'legal' immigrants.<br /><br />I'm sure some American readers are blinking slightly in the face of this onslaught on what must be in some cases their favoured candidates. Where does this uppity Brit get off telling us what's wrong with our candidates? Where does he get this great insight into where our beloved GOP is stumbling toward?<br /><br />The answer, ladies and gents, is simple experience. Here in my own country, we've had this 'handy consensus' thing going on for a very, very long time now - and on far more issues than Immigration. Our opposition 'Conservative' Party sold its soul to a smooth-talking, photogenic liberal Devil called David Cameron in an act of political calculation which set the seal on our media's campaign to shift the centreground firmly to the Left.<br /><br />Immigration is <span style="font-style: italic;">the</span> issue which must not be named unless it is to celebrate the increased Diversity (for which read destruction) of our culture. Those small Parties that do are decried as racists, neo-nazis, fascists etc - by our supposed 'conservatives' as well as the Left.<br /><br />EU Membership? Well once again, our 'Eurosceptic' opposition now has a leader who states quite clearly that he would never have a 'Eurosceptic' in his Cabinet.<br /><br />The Taxation debate? What Taxation Debate? Again, the three main Parties have decided that Britain should be and must remain a High-Tax, High-Spend, High-Debt economy.<br /><br />Yet still desperate members of the Conservative opposition continue to campaign for a Party which no longer even vaguely represents their views on the important issues, with a leader who is so far removed from the reality of their lives that his most (in)famous speech to date was a call to understand 'hoodie' criminals (as opposed to jailing them) by giving them a hug.<br /><br />Any of this sounding familiar to any of you 'lifelong Republicans'? Because if it isnt sounding familiar yet, its going to very shortly.<br /><br />The GOP is <span style="font-style: italic;">your</span> Party, boys and girls. Its not McCain's, Giuliani's, Romney's, Gingrich's or even ultimate George Bush's Party. And if you settle for a compromise candidate now who isn't prepared to represent <span style="font-style: italic;">your</span> views, who is prepared to kowtow to the 'handy consensus', then if you get him elected you'll very quickly find that you won the Presidential battle just fine...<br /><br />...but lost the War to save America.<br /><br />(Cross-posted at <a href="www.thewideawakes.org">The Wide Awakes</a>)Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-37818753959439155182007-04-22T00:12:00.000+01:002007-04-22T00:22:03.324+01:00No Offence Mr Hart, But Not LikelyRegarding the below post, Mr Hart has indicated that he will not give his solicitor's details out without my first giving my private address. Obviously as he is in correspondence with leading lights in the terror-supporting Manchester 'anti-war' movement, this is not going to happen.<br /><br />Mr Hart has a history of preemptive threats of litigation, including by his own admission apparently sending one of his books to the Board of Jewish Deputies with a warm note attached threatening legal action in advance should they adversely comment on it!<br /><br />He is, as I have said to him, obviously an intelligent man. I can understand an AK-47-waving Palestinian or British Muslim seriously believing this stuff, but for an educated man to do so leads to the conclusion of anti-semitism. But (and here's the rub) is 'anti-semitism' a crime of intent, or a crime of prejudice? If someone has preconceptions about Jews that are offensive and negative and propogates those views accordingly, but doesnt feel an actual *animosity* towards them, are they guilty of anti-semitism?<br /><br />And which category does Alan Hart fit into? That, ladies and gents, is the 64,000 dollar question...Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-30145370771798936352007-04-21T18:27:00.000+01:002007-04-21T18:43:04.954+01:00Answering An Anti-Semite's ChallengeDear Alan Hart,<br /><br /><a href="http://alanhartdiary.blogspot.com/2007/04/if-alan-johnston-is-dead-who-really-was.html">You are an anti-semite</a>. <a href="http://alanhartdiary.blogspot.com/2007/04/hate-mail-and-need-for-blogging.html">You say you will sue anyone identifying themselves who says so</a>. So post your solicitor's contact details in the comments and I'll stitch you up even better in court than David Irving. I've left the same message on your Blog, though comment moderation means it'll never be seen.<br /><br />Bring it on.<br /><br />(Cross-posted with a disclaimer added at <a href="http://atangledweb.squarespace.com">A Tangled Web</a>)Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-27282660879349890322007-04-12T22:24:00.000+01:002007-04-12T22:26:22.905+01:00English Only Poll"Scotland should immediately be granted full political and financial independence from the rest of the United Kingdom, and vice versa."<br /><br />Please vote Yes or No and feel free to give your reasons.Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-17246131291257991362007-04-12T09:49:00.000+01:002007-04-12T11:19:26.314+01:00Hey, No Worries, Its Just Legitimate Criticism Of Israel, Right?...or <a href="http://www.zombietime.com/berkeley_racist_literature/">not</a>. S'funny though when you think about it. A swastika-waving Neo-Nazi group produces a leaflet saying that if you join the US Army you are fighting for Israel and features a stereotypical bignosed Jew giving orders to a US soldier...this would no doubt be called anti-semitic in nature by all but the most rabid of commentators. And yet...<br /><br />Waving flags of organisations dedicated to killing Jews and destroying Israel at a Leftist rally? That's 'showing solidarity with the poor oppressed Palestinians'.<br /><br />Waving banners calling Jews 'Zionist pigs' with fanged demons wearing Israeli skullcaps in the background at a Leftist? 'Legitimate criticism'.<br /><br />'No blood for Israel' signs at a Leftwing rally? 'Hey, that's because, you know, Israel, you know, leaned on the US somehow to invade Iraq, right? We have absolutely no proof of this but, well what about AIPAC and the Jewish, whoops, sorry Zionist lobby?'<br /><br />Let me repeat, all these messages are <span style="font-style: italic;">Leftwing </span>messages, found at every so-called 'antiwar' rally, found on every Leftist Blog such as the increasingly vile and more importantly <span style="font-style: italic;">openly</span> anti-Jewish Daily Kos. Leftist opinion journals like Counterpunch carry this kind of material constantly...here's a subtle and tasty quote which puts me in mind of a cockroach running for the darkness at the mere <span style="font-style: italic;">thought</span> of having the light shined on it...this is how Counterpunch writer<br />Arthur Neslen <a href="http://www.counterpunch.org/neslen04072007.html">feels about the latest report</a> (not suppressed this time thankfully) on anti-semitism from the EU.<br /><br /><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" >'Anti-Semitism', its report began, 'is a certain perception of Jews, which may be expressed as hatred'. Such a perception could include stereotypical or dehumanising libels about, for example: "The power of Jews as a collective - such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions."</span> <p style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">But it could also include a litany of lobbyist shibboleths, such as:</span></p> <blockquote style="font-family:georgia;"> <p><span style="font-size:100%;">"Denying the Jewish people their right to self-determination (e.g., by claiming that the existence of a State of Israel is a racist endeavor); Applying double standards by requiring of it a behavior not expected or demanded of any other democratic nation... Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis; Holding Jews collectively responsible for actions of the state of Israel."</span></p></blockquote><span style="font-size:100%;">Uh-huh. So whilst <span style="font-style: italic;">he</span> wouldnt dream of thinking of himself as an anti-Semite, Neslen feels that claiming the very existence of Israel is racist and that its actions are comparable to Nazism is legitimate criticism. Expecting Israel to behave to a totally different standard of behaviour than every other nation? Not at all unreasonable! Collective responsibility (hmmm, where have we heard that one before, could it be from Leftists like Neslen whining that the security fence which has so drastically reduced terror attacks on Israeli soil is 'collective punishment' for the Palestinians?) ? Perfectly fine and dandy - as long as it is only applied to the Jews.<br /><br />Ironically, Neslen claims himself (without evidence of course) to have been a victim of anti-semitism from...you guessed it, the BNP! Who he then goes on to mention (broadly) supported Israel's efforts against Hezbollah in Lebanon - you'd think that might be food for thought for someone who is 'definitely not an anti-semite' but most definitely didnt express the same support for anyone but Hezbollah themselves...<br /><br />Its when Neslen comments on Palestinian anti-semitism though, that his true colours really show through.<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" >"Certainly, some Palestinians talk about 'Yehuds' in a derogatory fashion, cite libellous texts without forethought and make foolish statements about the Holocaust. But that's what happens to language when you step on someone's throat."<br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">'A derogatory fashion'?!? Palestinian schools feature literature, teaching and posters with subtle and tasty quotes such as 'Killing a Jew brings you closer to God'. Libellous texts? Well, after the Koran, Mein Kampf is currently the bestselling book in the Arab world. And the PA is currently run by Mahmoud Abbas, a man whose doctoral thesis was, you guessed it, a denial of the Holocaust.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">What kind of person can interpret the undeniably genocidal nature of the Palestinian attitude to Jews as 'talking about them in a derogatory fashion'? Only one kind, the same kind that genuinely believes that Israel is 'stepping on Palestinian throats' by protecting itself and that claiming the very existence of the world's only Jewish State is racist is perfectly legitimate.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">At least the people who distributed the literature in Berkeley are honest about their racism and their hatred. The anti-semites of the Left dont even have that to commend them.<br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(Cross-posted at </span><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://www.atangledweb.squarespace.com/">A Tangled Web</a><span style="font-family:georgia;">)</span><br /></span>Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-1068751556966395432007-04-06T10:17:00.000+01:002007-04-06T10:39:42.702+01:00Kick The Dogs<p>Via the wonderful <a mce_real_href="/display/admin/www.houseofdumb.blogspot.com" href="http://atangledweb.squarespace.com/display/admin/www.houseofdumb.blogspot.com">House of Dumb</a>, we have <a target="_blank" mce_real_href="http://conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2007/04/sayeeda_warsi_c.html#comment-65537452" href="http://conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2007/04/sayeeda_warsi_c.html#comment-65537452">another piece of Tory PC lunacy</a> to either laugh or cry at, depending on your political allegiances. This time its that luverly photogenic 'Muslim female in a suit' that the Tories love to trot out from time to time, such as afer 7/7 when she called for dialogue with the bombers' colleagues in a statement that had a marked lack of exhortations to, you know, bring them to justice.</p><p>Yes folks, the latest piece of cuddly Tory nuttiness is this: <i>rejected</i> asylum-seekers should be given a 'revokable' licence to work. That's right. People who have come to Europe's most liberal asylum regime and whose claims have finally filtered through the labyrinthine system of bloodsucking advocacy lawyers and Home Office encouragement and <i>still</i> have had their claims found to be so laughably false that they are rejected should be...allowed to stay here anyway.</p><p>I liked this bit best:</p><p><em>"They are unable to work or contribute to society, unable to leave and sleeping rough."</em></p><p>Uh-huh. So now rejected asylum-seekers are 'unable to leave'. Lady, that's the Government's job. I appreciate that its going to leave a wee carbon footprint to put the small percentage of failed asylum seekers in Britain on a plane back to their point of origin, but then again hopefully this would be our poor impoverished asylum-seeker's only flight that year anyway, fulfilling another of Blu-Labour's nutty policies.</p><p>Quite apart from the general lunacy of the Tory hierarchy in abandoning any pretence whatsoever that they are going to control mass immigration into Britain, what should we make of the loyal diehards at Conservative Home? Those 'true-blues', spinning frantically along as they try to make sense of their leadership's latest kick in the teeth to everything they believe in, usually by, as can be seen, blaming the messenger as if <i>any</i> such message in the 2007 Tory Party is issued without the approval of Central Office.</p><p>The Tory hierarchy figured out some time ago that it is possible to come up with any Policy, make any statement, perform any action no matter how antithetic to the beliefs of the Conservative membership, and still have that membership deliver the leaflets, send the money, put in the effort and generally roll onto its back to have its collective tummy scratched come election time.</p>These true-blue doggies have been kicked so many times that it seems they've actually started to like it.<br /><br />(Cross-posted at <a href="http://atangledweb.squarespace.com/">A Tangled Web</a>)Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-47935909701707777932007-03-29T19:11:00.000+01:002007-03-29T19:51:49.199+01:00Educational MattersI have passed my Childcare NVQ, I am informed today. Ironically enough just a fortnight after giving up part-time Nursery work to fulltime homeschool my ten-year-old.<br /><br />The daughter is on a bit of a roll this week - yes we've had the rellies down from the land of Mills and whippets which disrupted work in the beginning part of the week, but on the other hand she has produced a stunning piece of work on American Isolationism in WW2 this morning after watching the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_at_War_%28TV_Series%29">World At War</a> episode on that subject yesterday. Lindbergh, Willkie, Roosevelt - all the major personalities are there, with a damn accurate timeline of events as well. She is now upstairs reading about the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_midway">Battle of Midway</a>, the first naval battle in history which exclusively consisted of air-ship combat.<br /><br />She worked <span style="font-style: italic;">late</span> today to finish a piece on Mummification (our current Religious Studies/History area is Ancient Egypt). That's a work ethic you dont find either encouraged or present at school - she went some twenty minutes over time but got a 10/10 for Content which is almost unheard of from me in the ten weeks or so we've been doing this, fascist taskmaster that I am.<br /><br />We have our first 'inspection' tomorrow morning. The LEA (which wouldntbe there under a UKIP Government, maybe best not to mention that) likes to make six-monthly checks to see what resources/methods are being used and to check progress, apparently. Some of the more militant homeschooling parents of our acquaintance have advised us not to let anyone into our home, which true enough we dont have to do. However we are quite confident that a ten-year old who spends two hours looking at Wikipedia records of US Presidential Elections and asking questions about the personalities involved isnt going to be deemed not to be fulfilling her potential...<br /><br />Its scary how fast she is coming along at home. Last week she scored 80% on a Maths paper intended for children 18 months further along, and Maths is her poorest subject! Huge improvements in handwriting, grammar, and general presentation. This in <span style="font-style: italic;">ten weeks</span>. Is this a compliment to our teaching methods? Not especially I suspect. Its much more an indictment of the first degree murder of British Education in the last thirty years of Politically Correct Leftist lunacy.<br /><br />The fear? Not that we aren't doing a good enough job educating her at home, but that she will be so far ahead of the curve when she goes back for High School that she gets <span style="font-style: italic;">bored</span>.<br /><br />What a country.Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-45139078966744376812007-03-28T17:47:00.000+01:002007-03-29T10:15:15.999+01:00Bread And CircusesA very deep conversation took place last night with Mrs Right-Wing Zionist Conspirator, who is currently in wailing and gnashing of teeth mode after she began to truly contemplate what our benighted country has allowed to be done to itself.<br /><br />How have we let our politicians do this to us, she wanted to know? How is it that we have sleepwalked into a situation where the only Parties most people feel can win anything have already magnanimously decided the outcome of the big issues for us so we dont have to trouble ourselves - Mass Immigration, Crime, EU Membership, Taxation, Welfare and Benefits, the Environment. The cracks between those Parties policies are now so minute you could barely drive a UKIP by-election vote through them.<br /><br />Pick a major issue where any of the three 'main parties' are offering <span style="font-style: italic;">practical proposals</span> (as opposed to empty rhetoric such as pretend Conservative 'euroscepticism') which genuinely differ from each other. Pick five, or ten. It doesnt matter. Those issues simply no longer exist. We have sleepwalked into a situation where minor voices such as UKIP can be financially attacked by the supposedly impartial Electoral Commission for clerical errors yet the Lib Dem voices of consensus can take donations from convicted felons who dont live in Britain and be allowed to keep the cash. A situation where BNP members can be forced out of their jobs (or be barred from serving in certain professions in the first place) simply for their political affiliation.<br /><br />So how did we get here? The answer is simple - bread and circuses. Our corrupt and compliant media from the BBC to the Guardian to the Daily Mail has now become so debased and in thrall to the 'Great Consensus' of British Politics that there is virtually no voice outside of the Internet which provides a true departure from that consensus. Our minds are dulled into insensitivity and indifference by 'reality TV', playstations and, yes, a willing, government sponsored and at times almost ridiculously cartoonish enemy to vent our spleen at in the form of radical Islam.<br /><br />The justification for each raft of new 'anti-terrorism' laws is that they are required to meet the threat of the Islamists, though the word 'terrorism' is used with a nudge-nudge, wink-wink 'you know who we are talking about though' moment from whichever Home Secretary is able to tear himself away from his secretary. But I and many others have come round, often slowly and painfully, to the conclusion that these laws (and those propogated by the EU such as ID Cards and the European Arrest Warrant - which for the uninitiated was proposed <span style="font-style: italic;">before</span> 9/11 and rushed through with ill-concealed glee afterward) are <span style="font-style: italic;">nothing</span> but measures designed to take tight control of a population made pliant by the need to deal with the domestic Islamic threat which our Government encourages and propogates at every turn.<br /><br />If this Government was serious about combatting terrorism we would not be seeing the despicable spectacle now being played out in Ulster. We would not be seeing radical Islam protected, coddled and <span style="font-style: italic;">encouraged</span> at every opportunity. We would not be seeing the deliberate propogation of an ideology thoroughly inimical to our supposedly democratic way of life at <span style="font-style: italic;">the same time</span> as measures designed to combat its violent manifestations are being rushed through all the time, each one more draconian and greater in their potential for tyranny against our entire population than the next.<br /><br />Britain, the once-great nation which defied Nazism (and Communism), has sunk low indeed. We are sleepwalking into the end of our democracy, and we are showing no signs of waking.<br /><br />(Cross-posted at <a href="http://atangledweb.squarespace.com">A Tangled Web</a>)Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-30381579367061942842007-03-26T00:27:00.000+01:002007-03-26T00:42:25.049+01:00How To Really Annoy A Racist<a href="http://dangerouslysubversivedad.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-just-keep-doing-it-to-yourselves.html">Actually call him one</a>. Bless him, not content with posting about me about every third or fourth article, he has even given me my own Tag! He is also either very dumb or a serious liar, because he keeps wittering on about the fact that <a href="http://dangerouslysubversivedad.blogspot.com/2006/09/dear-nazi-muppets.html">I have comment moderation on.</a> Apparently I keep burying his comments, <a href="http://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32477367&postID=1038184168113775712&isPopup=true">or so he keeps telling his audience</a>. He has actually managed to put a vaguely coherent argument together on another thread, but is now pretending that he <a href="http://dangerouslysubversivedad.blogspot.com/2007/03/open-who-should-you-vote-for-thread.html">posted a comment on this thread regarding the Local Elections</a>, which is quite simply a lie.<br /><br />Its depressing how quickly someone who (when he isnt in pure vitriol mode) is actually capable of being fairly convincing descends to simple untruths. Still, its upping my site traffic, so cheers Phil, its much more fun getting help from an enemy than a friend...Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-2473469088092929322007-03-25T11:06:00.000+01:002007-03-25T11:08:40.942+01:00The Leopard Quietly Grows His Spots Back<p>Strange as it might seem for my first ATW post, it is <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/russia/article/0,,2041825,00.html">a Guardian article</a> I wish to highlight for all to peruse. It concerns the plight of the opposition parties in Russia, deepened further by Putin's lackeys in the Supreme Court outlawing the small Republican Party in a move which reduces the official opposition to just three parties, former Chess champion Gary Kasparov's United Civil Front, the National Bolsheviks, and the Popular Democratic Union.</p><p>Those of us with long memories remember all the Russian technology found within Iraq during the first Gulf War, and the Russian listening posts which were picked up by radio but never positively identified. Russia of course has a long history of providing weapons and aid to Arab States, even to the point of threatening military intervention during Arab-Israeli conflicts should Israel actually launch full-scale retalitaory invasions having defeated the Arab armies. Even today it was one of the first nations to recognise the Hamas terror government, indicating its continued willingness to maintain ties with the West's enemies in the Middle East. As the USSR it used proxies throughout the world to attempt to destabilise and stretch the West militarily, but was always to some extent hampered in this goal by having its own military capability hamstrung by the need to internally administer such vast tracts of territory, many of them containing ethnically homogenous population groups which were at best uncooperative and even at times downright rebellious.</p><p> Now of course the new Russia is unburdened by many of those unruly population groups, and is quietly but carefully rebuilding the previously rotting infrastructure of its military. It has become aware that it can wield huge political power against Europe by use of energy supplies and of course by the EU's eternal willingness to barter massive bargaining chips away for the sake of 'goodwill' when it comes to the democratic aspirations of its nominal client governments such as that of Belarus.</p> It was just a few days ago that somebody chastised Tom Tyler on an ATW thread for 'missing the fall of Communism'. Well, Communism may have fallen, but its traditions and (for the 'ethnic Russians') legacy of powerseeking definitely lives on. Welded into one leaner state, with a resurgent military and iron-hard dictatorial power, the 'new Russia' is it seems beginning to turn back into an entity the West should once again learn to regard with the utmost caution.<br /><br />(Cross-posted at <a href="atangledweb.squarespace.com">A Tangled Web</a>)Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-55626785690902796092007-03-22T14:47:00.000+00:002007-03-22T14:53:38.957+00:00Pot Condems Kettle Excesses(Seen and sniggered at over at <a href="http://hurryupharry.bloghouse.net/cgi-bin/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=6785">Harry's Place...</a>)<br /><p>"Too much focus on difference can spill over into separateness, which subverts an appreciation of our common humanity and undermines notions of universal rights and equal citizenship. It can produce a new form of tribalism, where societies are fragmented into myriad communities, each loyal primarily to itself and with little interest in the common good of society as a whole."</p>Actually quite sensible words really. A better condemnation of the excesses of multiculturalism is rarely to be found. Quite ironic that its coming from <a href="http://www.petertatchell.net/">this man</a> really.<br /><p></p>So, let me get this straight, this is *Peter Tatchell* bemoaning the forming of individual communities loyal only to themselves and pursuing nothing but their own selfish agendas at the expense of the feelings, rights and needs of the rest of society. <p>Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!</p>Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16500670.post-61181149909511636452007-03-21T13:01:00.000+00:002007-03-21T21:18:35.130+00:00Seems Only Fair<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">It has been suggested that I am unfairly BNP-bashing of late, and being rather unfair to Mr Griffin and his motley crew by <a href="http://dangerouslysubversivedad.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-just-keep-doing-it-to-yourselves.html">focussing unfair attention on some of the Party's more unsavoury sympathisers</a>. So in the interests of parity, I give you Mr David Noakes, exemplar of the fruitcake, 'swivel eyed loon' tendency of the UK Independence Party.<br /><br />Mr Noakes, it should be pointed out, is no longer a member of UKIP, just as Philip 'monkeys have longer arms than humans' Bryant isnt a member of the BNP. However he was a leadership candidate last year. I visited his website during the campaign as I did all the candidates, and found that he was most definitely of the 'the only thing matters is the EU' wing of UKIP. I also found that in Mr Noakes we have a truly obsessed 'anti-' person. His website, <a href="http://eutruth.org.uk/">EU Truth</a> is an awful mishmash of anti-EU points strung together with some depressingly familiar bits of nonsense from the Leftist playbook, such as this:<br /><br />"Under EU law the "Shoot to kill" policy did not need democratic authorisation. Just two senior police officers authorised the police to kill British people. A democratic vote by Parliament was not required, but even that would not have legalised the killing under British common law. A recent victim was an innocent Brazilian, Jean de Menezes, shot dead in Stockwell underground station, even though he was being held down by police officers at the time of the execution. The police used dum-dum bullets, outlawed under the Geneva Convention because they blow a man to pieces inside."<br /><br />Firstly, de Menezes wasnt a British citizen - he was an illegal immigrant who had been working without paying Tax for some time, and whose family have links to some of <st1:country-region><st1:place>Brazil</st1:place></st1:country-region>'s worst Marxist terror groups. He was being held down by Police Officers because they thought he was about to detonate a bomb that would have killed everyone for some radius, having run from armed Police Officers and grabbed another Tube passenger after exiting the same block of flats used by the four incompetent failed suicide bombers currently on trial. Also, there are several different types of hollow point bullets, and none are banned by the Geneva Convention unless it can be shown that they cause 'unnecessary suffering'.<br /><br />EU Law here has absolutely nothing to do with the de Menezes case. These were not Europol officers, these were British ones and this is not an area in which the EU had any involvement whatsoever. It is police-bashing, pure and simple.<br /><br />There is more of the same later on. Straight out of the Leftist playbook, once again.</span><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">"The tendancy to pick on Muslims, as <st1:country-region><st1:place><st1:country-region><st1:place>Germany</st1:place></st1:country-region></st1:place></st1:country-region> used to pick on Jews, has already begun. <st1:place><st1:place>Europe</st1:place></st1:place> will be a very nasty place."<br /><br />What arrant, utter nonsense. Its interesting that Noakes chooses to identify with everyone's favourite victim group as a way of bashing the EU, showing his total ignorance of the EU's enormous protectiveness over its Islamic population even to the point of suppressing reports on anti-semitism which blamed <st1:place><st1:place>Europe</st1:place></st1:place>'s Muslims as the main culprit!<br /><br />And just to reinforce his wholescale adoption of 'anti-everything', Noakes decides to end his ramblings by linking <a href="http://members.lycos.co.uk/bushwar/">here</a> to what I assume is another of his ranting sites. Bush Derangement Syndrome to the max, baby! Bush the satanist, Bush the coke dealer, Bush the vote rigger who supposedly removed hundreds of thousands of democrat voters from the Florida Electoral Roll at the last minute, oh my...<br /><br />So, why Noakes? Why go after him in particular? DSD got nothing better to do while his daughter finishes a Maths exercise?<br /><a href="http://www.democracyforum.co.uk/about18534.html"><br />This is why</a>. There is a very big problem with UKIP in that every time it has a leadership contest the losers almost all throw their toys out of the pram within a few months of losing. And Noakes, having lost, spent some time accusing Nigel Farage of first of all 'smearing', then internal corruption and now says that the entire UKIP leadership is in the pay of the EU and is 'suppressing anti-EU activities'.<br /><br />Noakes' anti-EU' activities generally have in the past consisted of embarassing the present leadership by engaging in 'swivel-eyed loon' activities (and of course utterances) which help no one and help reinforce the image of UKIP the media and of course David Cameron would like to generate in the minds of the public. And in his letter he singles out UKIP's southwest organiser Malcolm Wood for the majority of his bile - once again having lost a leadership contest, albeit on a smaller scale.<br /><br />For the uninitiated, let me explain something about UKIP's MEPs and Regional Coordinators, especially Malcom Wood. They spend a minimal amount of time in <st1:city><st1:place><st1:city><st1:place>Brussels</st1:place></st1:city></st1:place></st1:city>, generally appearing only to provide a voice of opposition during what is laughably called the 'debates'. Unlike the rest of the parasitic lowlifes we call MEPs they do not spend the rest of that time idle. They spend it driving around the country to meeting after meeting, addressing crowds large and small and they drive themselves pretty damn hard.<br /><br />They also scour the regulations and documents which the Commission produces and pass the nastiest of them out to sympathetic journalists. Remember all those shock horror headlines in the Mail and the Sun about the dreaded European Constitution? Who do you think passed the drafts out to Simon Heffer, who then raised blue murder in the offices of the Mail until they began running stories on it? Nigel Farage, Graham Booth and Jeremy Titford of UKIP, thats who! Those of us in UKIP were aware of the appalling nature of the Constitution long before the Tories belatedly picked up on it. Yet all those Tory MEPs in <st1:city><st1:place><st1:city><st1:place>Brussels</st1:place></st1:city></st1:place></st1:city> were quite happy for the document to be enshrined over us all until the Mail ran headlines on it.<br /><br />UKIP did that. Say thank you, boys and girls.<br /><br />Now, I've known Malcolm Wood for a very long time. In fact he chaired the meeting where I agreed to be Vice-Chairman for the <st1:city><st1:place><st1:city><st1:place>Christchurch</st1:place></st1:city></st1:place></st1:city> constituency way back in 2001, only to become Chairman when the incumbent resigned through ill health shortly afterward. In all the time I spent with UKIP I can honestly say that I have rarely met a more dedicated, hardworking and thoroughly anti-EU individual than Malcolm Wood. He covers by any reasonable estimate at least a thousand miles a week driving around the Southwest of England to chair and help arrange meetings. During the General Election campaign he visited dozens of Constituencies to give encouragement and moral support to UKIP candidates speaking at their first meetings, including <st1:city><st1:place><st1:city><st1:place>Christchurch</st1:place></st1:city></st1:place></st1:city>'s own David Hughes.<br /><br />But, because he has thwarted Noakes increasingly dwindling ambitions once more, he is now supposedly 'suppressing anti-EU activities' for money. Possibly the nastiest smear possible against a dignified individual who I know is deliberately choosing not to rise to it and descend to the level of the gutter.<br /><br />I, on the other hand, dont mind getting a bit dirty and showing David Noakes up for what he is - a disgruntled swivel-eyed loon who UKIP is far, far better off without.<o:p></o:p></p>Dangerouslysubversivedadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01164001054464049991noreply@blogger.com2